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I love the whole spetsnaz as fathers thing, who do you think would be the most easy and least easy to fall for their daughter giving them puppy eyes and being all sweet when they want something or wanna go do something

BALE !! Most definitely Bale. He is a big softy at heart and family is very important to him and he would fold faster than light. He would sigh and try his best to stay firm but he doesn't like his darling daughter to be unhappy. Rodion is a close second, but I think he would be able to hold out slightly longer.

When it comes to Minotaur, if he's saying no it must be a very bad idea, so that no is firm. However, he is proud his daughter is growing up to be so effective in attempts at getting her way. And Nikto does NOT care. He has had to make many life-altering decisions and he can't let his emotions impact those. I imagine he would have the hardest time separating his work mentality from his life mentality, so he is approaching all interactions with his kid as he does on the field: if it upsets you, stay calm and deal with it later in private. The puppy-dog eyes stab him in the heart, but he defaults to decisions made not under duress.

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What would happen if one day one of the spetnaz went to pick up their daughter from school and a friend told them "don't look over there, there's a strange man"

THIS HAPPENED TO ME SO MANY TIMES WITH MY DAD LMFAOO 😭

HELP 😭😭

This most definitely happens with Nikto. He has a threatening aura, as well as a bad habit of standing oddly stiffly. He also probably just happens to be standing in an inconvenient off-to-the side kind of spot that doesn't make him look the most normal.

This isn't unusual, Nikto is used to being seen as strange or uncomfortable. However, your friends seeing him like that isn't the biggest issue. That can be corrected quickly, mostly by you. The staff of the school, however, is a larger issue when they find him suspicious.

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Clef and Dmitri perchance-

Also I hope your alright :]]

REAL !! Exactly what I meant

also yes I am all better now just gonna have a busy week and am in a little-to-no-idea slump so idk when posting will be regular again but soon hopefully !! :))

[keysorsomething]

Dude the thought of rodion upgrading from hyena uncle to actually uncle is so cute to me like he is definitely the fun uncle, assuming he’s like an uncle to niktos kids,

if the kids are about to get in trouble rodion will give a quick “it was my idea blame me” no need to ever worry about finding a baby sitter for date nights rodion will happily spend time with his niece/nephew and of course Sputnik, those kids and hyena will be spoiled rotten by rodion, type of uncle to throw kid up in the air and catch them vibe yk?, will gladly play dress up or practice sports

But yea idk if you wanna expand on this more and give your thoughts but it’s a very cute idea I wanted to share⭐️

This is so real

Rodion is the first person to visit, as soon as he's allowed to. He swears his heart stops the first time he holds his new niece/nephew, even though that's not his kid. He just can't wait to be the adult in the situation. He's the youngest in the spetsnaz, he'd still be sitting at the kid's table to most of them, but he finally gets to feel genuinely responsible.

Once the kid is older, he's the first person to be greeted when there's multiple visitors over. He always spends the whole visit running around, playing with the kids. Anything they want really. Hide-and-seek, tag, marco-polo, Mario Bros, whatever. Even as he comes to get a drink or a snack, he has one of them hanging off of his arm.

Nikto never snaps at them to leave him alone, because he knows that's how Rodion wants it.

It is incredibly funny to come home to see such a masculine man in a dress and a face of sheer, poor-quality kid's make-up after a late dinner date night, though

[keysorsomething]

HAPPY NEW YEAR 💥💥

I hope all is well ♡

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!

I have been well! I hope you have been too

[keysorsomething]

For your last post I feel like Clef is the meister and Dmitri is the weapon.

Idk why it feels that way to me but either could probably work depending on the canon or tpa certian timeline of said canon.

If I'm able I'll try and draw it for you :]

(Sorry if this got sent more than once my tumblr is being glitchy rn)

No you see this is the obvious answer and it's probably the correct one the only thing that kept me from being solid on this is how often Clef is associated with shotguns

Like yes AK!Dmitri (Considering the Kalashnikov is a modern weapon Russian in origin) but also... Shotgun!Clef with Meister!Dmitri who probably falls in line with Stein or Blackstar, being able to hit souls directly

However when the trend was big I saw a video explaining that the sluttier one was always the weapon so that would def make Dmitri the weapon (Also why I feel he'd fit into the catagory of outlying miesters, who are simultaneously dressed cuntier than their weapons and able to hit souls)

Either way I'd love to see your take on this pretty please draw it moot moot !!

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Just read your breakdown and honestly I love it ♡ . EEEEE my Dmitri rot brain has been given more minerals >:]c (I also find it funny how I used to be obsessed with Clef when I first joined scp and now its his best bud.

AAA!! I'm so glad you liked it !! It was so fun to be able to rationalize what's going on in my head lol

but I think that's just how it goes, since I found Clef and Dmitri Hit the Road after crying for thirty minutes because I found out that the way Clef signs off his letter at the end of SCP-166 was a link to The Tombstone of Alto Clef (which was the first tale I ended up reading) lmaooo