heres some nice fun stuff before shit goes down!
valen is the food friend he always buys everyone food. hes so tired
willa has a shit ton of money they just forget their wallet constantly
xaviers a literal god damn child he makes weed and dick jokes constantly and also he’d probably shoot you if you mentioned tumblr in front of him
willa can crytype irl. its a terrifying thing.
“im bored” “hi bored im zander!”
when the kids met irl for the first time after khcotd yule demands a highschool style mla format essay apology from xavier
the essay doesnt happen but valen buys everyone icecream
willa cries and everyone immediately stops arguing bc they just have that affect on people where they have even one unshed tear and everyone is like "OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG ARE U OK"
they have a minecraft server
it isnt used because xavier went in and blew everything the fuck up
valen doesnt even own minecraft
between xavier's dick jokes, zander's dad jokes (hi X im zander!!) , willas sobbing and yule constant l y threatening to kill xavier,Valen Is Tired.
willa cant stop crying. no matter where they go. they just keep crying. help them
please help valen. hes so ffucking tired