#khxzdul

[rxptorking-blog]

          “   Agent Durin ?   ”

     She's not exactly the tall, dark and shaded stereotype      he'd  been  expecting and it's something of a pleasant      surprise   to   find  himself   facing  down  a  pint-sized      brunette  rather   than  the  'alpha  male'  figure  he'd      been prepping for.   Military, secret service, FBI ; they      all tend   to  breed a certain type of persona  and he's      spent  far too long working his ass off  to  waste  time      on  a  metaphorical  dick-measuring  contest  when  it      could  ( and should )  be spent  focusing  on  the  pack      and the progress they've made.

          “   I'm Owen Grady.   ”

     He  extends  his  hand  to  her,  making  an  effort to at      least   seem   cordial  and   collected  ;  as  per  Claire's      request.   He hates politics.   His speciality is execution      rather  than  negotiation,   but   he   knows   that   this      assessment   is  important  to  her - to the park - to his      pack - so he's going  to  do  his  damndest  to  try  and      make a good first impression.

[criminaliism]

;; khxzdul

         Nimble fingers brush once over the lapels of his  ( immaculate )          jacket        the gesture more for show than from any real need to          primp himself.      The minuscule black lens tucked in the upper          corner of the porch gets his lips twitching  up into the beginnings          of a grin.                             He knows she's watching, smart girl.

                    ❝  It's  RUDE  to keep a guest waiting.  ❞

         The words are light, almost lilting, though the  darker  undertone          is  obvious  enough                          if  you  know  where  to  look.                        

                    (  patience is a virtue, but he's not a virtuous man  )

[thrainsheir]

khxzdul replied to your post:*hoards all the Dís blogs*

*sits on u* B)

/pets

[regnumverus]

khxzdul said: *THROWS BROTHER AT THRAN*

Do bathe him first.

[frerin-son-of-thrain]

[text] Hyyypothetically, if you happened to run out of toilet paper and the only other people in the bathroom were the two people having sex in the next stall over, would you act like you didn’t know what was going on and just ask, or politely wait until you heard the chick swallow?

Muse memes: Text message edition.

[text] I can honestly say I have received many weird texts in my lifetime sister dear, and this one definitely goes into the top five. 

[text] Are you asking me this because I have little to no dignity?

[text] It’s a tough one, I mean you don’t want to interrupt the couple’s happy doing.

[text] But at the same time you don’t want to be a stalker and listen to it. 

[text] Honestly me myself? I’d speak up, then tell them to have safe sex and leave quickly or something. 

[text] Hell knows if they’re going to be at it for an hour or so.

[text]You’re asking me because I have little to no dignity.

[text] I hope your phone’s notification sound busted you! :D

[blessedhorselord]

This is not a tumblr butt touch. I just want an excuse to touch dat booty.

"-----Oi don't undermine my authority in front of my men."

[ofdaggers]

khxzdul replied to your post:{ -deep in thought- … would the elves have taught...

They arent secretive with their language, so if she lived in Mirkwood, she may have picked up some Elvish?

{ They really aren't - every Tom, Dick, and Harry can learn the language if they had the right teacher. Yeah, I think she would have - even just by listening to them. Basics like no, yes, you're an idiot; the important ones }