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Special Ship Incorrects

Megatron: The stars are so beautiful...

Shockwave: They're just giant balls of gas.

Megatron: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Shockwave: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Megatron: Oh...

*****

Mixmaster: Sparkmate’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Bonecrusher: I wrote you a poem.

Mixmaster, already crying of joy: You did?

*****

Cosmos: *kisses Blast Off*

Blast Off: What is this?

Cosmos: Affection.

Blast Off: Disgusting.

Blast Off:

Blast Off: Do it again.

*****

Kikback: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Drag Strip, nervous and blushing: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win! *later*

Kickback: He’s probably just staring at my aft, isn’t he.

Shrapnel: Yeah, probably ~probably~.

*****

Overlord: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Tarn: Did Deathsaurus say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Overlord: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Special Ship Incorrects (3)

Drag Strip: How to flirt with Kickback?

Dead End: Just tell him: “You’re beautiful”.

Drag Strip: Good idea.

*Later*

Drag Strip, to Kickback: I’m beautiful.

*****

Megatron: Talk dirty to me, darling~.

Shockwave: The dishes.

Megatron: What-

Shockwave: It’s been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash it. You still haven't done it even though I asked you to do it several times.

*****

Swindle: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Scavenger: I saw you.

Swindle: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Vortex in a turkey costume.

*****

Megatron: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Shockwave: What? Like ABCDEFGH-

Megatron: No, like, U R A Q T.

Shockwave: …

Shockwave: It’s not like that we spell alphabet.

*****

Deathsaurus: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Overlord: Yes.

Deathsaurus: I love you.

Overlord: It back.

*Later*

Tarn: Why is Deathsaurus crying face-down on the floor?

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My many ship ! They're not all there XD

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Onslaught/Scrapper (Transformers), Bombshell/Brawl (Transformers), Drag Strip/Kickback (Transformers), secret ship Characters: Constructicons (Transformers), Insecticons (Transformers), Combaticons (Transformers), Stunticons (Transformers), Decepticons (Transformers), Autobots (Transformers), Hook (Transformers), Scrapper (Transformers), Bombshell (Transformers), Shrapnel (Transformers), Kickback (Transformers), Brawl (Transformers), Onslaught (Transformers), Blast Off (Transformers), Vortex (Transformers), Swindle (Transformers), Drag Strip (Transformers), Scavenger (Transformers), Knock Out (Transformers), Megatron (Transformers), Lockdown (Transformers), Cosmos (Transformers), Froid (Transformers), Pharma (Transformers), Sunder (Transformers), Ratchet (Transformers), Motormaster (Transformers), Dead End (Transformers), Breakdown (Transformers), Wildrider (Transformers), Ransack (Transformers), Soundwave (Transformers) Additional Tags: Love, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Kidnapping, Murder, Attempted Murder, Violence, Mental Instability, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD Series: Part 7 of The Combiners Summary:

/!\ You have to read Season 1 and 2 first.

Blast Off will have to face his worst nightmare. While Swindle will commit the irreparable. Knockout meanwhile tries the worst to achieve his ends.

But all of this have consequences.