#kierspeaks

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Starscream: Oh pretty, won't you tell me what that leader of yours has planned?

Y/N: Dips him into a deep kiss

Starscream: ...

Starscream: Cl-clearly you won't give up information so easily! I must- yes, I must- we need to meet another time... So I can gather information! Yes!

Y/N: Okay ☺️

Starscream is one of those stubborn ones. He wants Y/N so bad

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Soundwave, pointing a weapon at them: You can't talk me out of this! I'm loyal to my cause!

Y/N: Oh, did you forget all that fun we had... You'd throw a good thing we have away just because of sides? It won't matter after its over, you'd keep me safe and I'd keep you safe, no matter what happens

Soundwave: ...

Soundwave, crying a little while sitting down: How are you doing this to me

He's in love and mad about it 😞

Y/N is sooo happy having all the cons on their side (basically) meanwhile, they all want to be their favorite so bad. Even the stubborn ones

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Femme! Y/N: WHAT'S UP FRAGGERS!

D-16 to Orion Pax: Watch Darkwing take her back up

Orion Pax: yeah right there's no wa-

Darkwing: *grabs Y/N and goes back up* (Y/N) YOU KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS *boutta start tweaking about miners* (we know he tweaks out about them we all do)

Darkwing lets y/n get away with EVERYTHING man

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Megatron: What do you mean nuh-uh??

Con!Y/N: Look at him! Points at Bee That's a goddamn baby! I'm not punching a baby!

+ extra points if Con!Reader is just a massive scary looking bot. Like wow they look so menacing…I bet they are merciless and cruel!! Worse than Megatron!!

But no, they actually giggle shyly or something in front of an autobot. Such a shame their views align more with Megatron, they would have loved being around cute Autobots besides in the battlefield

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Guys hear me out

We’ve heard of Autobot!Reader who loves the cute Cons. But hear me out

Con!Reader who unfortunately but fortunately has a thing for Autobots.

Like woahhh Optimus…hello PRIME ❤️ they see why Megatron hasn’t gotten rid of him yet. They get it.

Even worse if Con!Reader has a thing for the older Autobots. They’re more likely to hate their guts. Unless…

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At some point of TFOne

Orion Pax: "Most likely our friends are being held captive at the top of Sentinel's Tower. A surprise attack would give us a chance to rescue them."

Shockwave: "Why should—"

Y/N, sitting on their throne: "You have done me a great service. I will help you get rid of Sentinel Prime. I will take your kindness... and pay it forward."

Orion leans forward and Y/N kisses him on both cheeks. Shockwave looks at them dumbfounded.

HELP

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"Why don't the cons ever attack you?"

Y/N: How about we stop talking for a little while?

Bee: It's cuz they keep making out with them

Y/N: ...That is true

no comment needed

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At the end of TFone, just before the cons leave

Optimus: You can't just take them-

Shockwave, holding the human: No, fuck you, this is our mascot

Y/N: If you're a scientist, can you gimme a prehensile tail?

Shockwave: Whatever you want 🩷

Hooogh. Optimus sees the human again after billions of years but they've slowly lost their human bits

Optimus: My friend, what did they do to you...

Y/N: Do to me?! I can turn into a dinosaur! This is the best thing ever!

Megatron: I suggested a tank but, they insisted

Brooo imagine little human just becoming an absolute decepticon weapon. Why? Because they think it’s cool. It looked cool, so why not. They’re much stronger now!! Unfortunately they’ll eventually have to do decepticon things…dang it