send ☀ for a good fucking morning text
[ sent at 11:01 am ] → rowan: i just woke up and my head is fucking throbbing. i don’t know if it’s how much i drank last night or all the small talk i had to come up with and endure.
[sent at 11:01 am ] → rowan: probably both.
[sent at 11:02 am ] → rowan: anyway, how are you? still have a voice?
[sent at 11:03 am ] → rowan: you did really good last night. great, actually. i’m almost thinking we should consider careers in acting.
send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text
[ sent at 12:59 pm ] → rowan: rowan stop it’s a great idea i’m serious
[sent at 12:59 pm ] → rowan: instagram is the defining tool of our generation and it’s not going to be believable if we don’t have some coupley-shit on there
[sent at 12:59 pm ] → rowan: i’m not saying i’m going to be sappy because let’s face it, that will be really un-fucking-believable but we’ll make it work
[sent at 1:00 pm ] → rowan: and we can have some fun in the process alright so i’ll pick you up in like 20 minutes, okay?
send ☢ for a fucking drunken text
[ sent at 10:51 pm ] → rowan: lets get out of here i hte this
[sent at 10:51 pm ] → rowan: i think ive ha d too much to drink
[sent at 10:51 pm ] → rowan: cant say another sngle fucking word
[sent at 10:54 pm ] → rowan: dontm ake me sayd please
[sent at 10:57 pm ] → rowan: ok fine fuckingfds pleeeeeeesasaee