#kikedike

[prince-simon]

just read the first chap of ur nanny fic and i’m Obssessed. also, as a nanny, jealous. i’ve never had a parent pay me a living wage let alone fall in love w me 😩😩

aaahh omg thank you!!

as a former nanny, i also did not have a parent pay me a living wage and fall in love with me before (not that i would've wanted the latter jddjdj)

i hope you'll like the rest of the story too!!! so excited to share it!!

[izzymalec]

in 2x08 when magnus and jace are talking on the balcony and magnus is like “[alec] told you [that we had sex]” and jace says “he didn’t have to we’re parabatai” magnus’s face is SO funny he’s like 😬😐😟 what kinda fucked up conjoined twin cult shit am i marrying into

oh my god i'm so sorry this has been sitting in my inbox for two months, forgive me

but really 😭 magnus is a better person than me bc i would NOT be letting that go, i'd fucking interrogate alec about this until i got my sneaking suspicion confirmed, no matter if it's true or not

[armandyke]

i work at a daycare and there’s a girl who’s scary good at stealing things for a 20 month old. she’s gotten my keys a couple times from my bag. on my body(then when you notice she has it she’ll run away giggling maniacally). anyway bonnie grace klepto phase

BONNIE GRACE KLEPTO PHASE

[nick-nellson]

s/o to gale harold for inventing acting at the end of the queer as folk season one finale 😩

ooft so real!!!! he breaks me every damn time especially the shot of him in the hospital 💔💔

[marisatomay]

i thought that Al Gross ask said Al Gore 😩 i was like damn i respect the hope

theydies this may come as a shock but i dont think there’s anything we can do about al gore’s race right now

[sakura-haruka]

hey i wanna watch the new loki show but the only other media with him i’ve seen is i think one or two of the thor movies when i was like 11. do i need background info before starting?

Sincerely it’s best to have watch every movie with Loki: Thor 1,2,3 the avengers and infinity war and also endgame. Must watch are Thor 1 and the first avenger movie.

[normal-thoughts-official]

jace is like “what were you and magnus doing for 3 hours?” and alec is like “having sex” and jace goes “yeah but for the other two hours and 40 minutes”

"why was magnus being so loud?" "he came" "i thought he was trans??? people with vaginas don't cum" "...." "and anyway what about the other 7 times?" "...."

[elias-rights]

jongerry supremacy!! gerry would never treat him this way 😤

Exactly!! Jongerry supremacy! But do you know who else wouldn't treat him this way? That's right... Mr Jonathan Sims, if you're out there... I can treat you better than Martin 💕