New Recording 9 18 2022, 12 28 35 PM
So, some of you who know me on discord, Ao3, and GaiaOnline know I have been absolutely addicted to Vampire Survivors, a $3.00 game available on Steam.
I have been doing my best to unlock all the things, and one of the hardest unlocks is surviving to the 31 minute mark. All the guides available rely on some janky game mechanic where you wait until the 30-minute mark to gain all your levels at once before you try and kill death. These play-throughs rely a lot on luck, because if a chest is in the wrong spot or Death doesn’t get frozen or blocked in just the right way, you are so fucking screwed.
Enter me, who hates doing janky game mechanics and just wants to zoom-zoom-kill in a bullet-hell style game. Above is proof that it can be done without some super-crazy guide, focusing instead on primarily being the biggest badass in the room as god intended.
Have fun.














