#killer bee headcanons

[indigosuvi]

Killer B Friend With Jinchuriki

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Author's Note: This is the first and the last time I write for this character.

- He would treat you how he treats everyone else.

- He'd make raps with you

- Eat ramen together

- Make a cool handshake

- Train/fight together

- Help you in any way you need

- Even if his life depends upon it.

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[sosaidthedragon]

Killer B Relationship Headcanons

1) In spite of being a highly skilled shinobi, B is not what one would call subtle. He doesn't do quiet picnics in the woods or small, random acts of kindness - he does over the top five-course-picnics with a performance of a new rap dedicated to his s/o, accompanied by fireworks at the end (or, he did once, before A revoked his fireworks privileges indefinitely). Some of his ideas seem off the wall at times, but he feels big, bold displays are the best way to show how much he cares about them - as far as he's concerned, his s/o deserves something as unique and amazing as he believes them to be.

2) He always brings back a gift, regardless of what his mission was or where it took him. B knows his s/o must be worried when he's gone, living with the fear that this time he may not come back - a fear he has himself- so he tries his best to make their reunions as meaningful as possible. He wants there to be some good association with what would otherwise be an unpleasant and stressful occasion, so he always finds a way to come back with something to make his s/o smile right away, and let go of any dark thoughts they may have lingering in their mind. It doesn't matter what he saw, or what happened - he wants his s/o to know that the moment he steps through that gate, he's back and he's still the same Killer B they fell in love with.

3) A master at avoiding housework. He despises things like cleaning around the house, because he considers these tasks extremely boring - so he's become very proficient in slipping away the moment the mop comes out. The only way to get his help is to blackmail him into it, usually by holding something he wants hostage, at which point it gets done in record speed. He knows his s/o wouldn't actually burn his notebook, and they're both fully aware he could easily take it back at any time, but whenever his s/o is desperate enough to pull a trick like stealing from a high ranked ninja, he knows not to push them, and suffers through whatever miserable chores they might want him to do.

4) Whether his s/o is a shinobi or civilian, he's going to train them to defend themselves. He isn't foolish enough to think they're safe just because of where they live - ninja are trained to sneak into dangerous places, and while A would be sure his s/o was always kept safe, there's always the chance something could happen. It eases his mind to know that, if nothing else, his s/o could hold off most shinobi long enough for the calvary to arrive, especially if his mission takes him out of the country for a while.

5) The cuddliest of cuddle monsters the world has ever seen. B is a pretty big guy compared to most, and he takes full advantage of his size and strength when it comes to snuggling with his s/o. He prefers when his s/o lays over his chest or sits in his lap - anything that allows maximum physical contact. If his s/o refuses to cuddle, they'd better have a good excuse, because he certainly isn't above flopping over and pinning them underneath him in the middle of the kitchen (careful not to actually hurt them, of course). He has, more than once, fallen dramatically backwards towards his s/o while claiming they must be using some sort of gravity ninjutsu, forcing them to hold him up. Even when they're asleep, he has to be close to them - uncomfortably close, sometimes, as he wraps his arms and legs around them like an octopus, often leaving them with no room to maneuver and certainly no hope of being able to get free to go to the bathroom.