Assorted Naruto Characters + Assorted Text Posts (Part 7)
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Assorted Naruto Characters + Assorted Text Posts (Part 7)
Happy Birthday
Killer B (15th May)
Naruto
My Naruto Headcanons
Tenten never married because she and Neji were secretly in love and were going to tell everyone after the war
It's still her biggest secret
Sakura and Shikamaru are Naruto's best friends
Sakura and Sasuke break up when Sarada is about 5 but co-parent so they can be with people they truly love
Kakashi and Iruka are in love and have been official life partners since the end of the war
Konohamaru wants to find his true love like Naruto and Hinata
Gaara and Rock Lee are very much in love but they didn't admit it until after Metal was born
Guy was Kakashi's first boyfriend but they agreed they were better as friends
Shikamaru refuses to believe he's turning into his father
Choji is happily turning into his father
Sai spent years trying to find his birth family after the war and never did
Karui wanted more kids but Choji was afraid to be a parent to even one
Killer B visits the Leaf so often everyone thinks he should move there
Naruto spends every one of Jiraiya's birthdays at Mount Myōboku and brings his kids when they're old enough
Himawari is everyone's favorite of the Uzumaki family
Shino is asexual but is deeply romantic
Killer B Friend With Jinchuriki
age in bio when interacting. minors do not interact.
Word Count: 38 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Version
Author's Note: This is the first and the last time I write for this character.
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Happy Birthday
Killer B (15th May)
Naruto
Can I get Killer Bee and Zabuza's Christmas and New Years headcanons? - requested by anon.
Christmas is in three days sooooo why not write this now? I’ve never written for these two before so hopefully it’s not terrible!
Killer B Christmas headcanons
- Would rap Christmas songs - whether it works or not - and would demand respect for this.
- Stubborn - even if you told him to stop, he’d keep going, proud of his rapping skills.
- Would be one of the cheeriest people at this time of year.
- Very generous with his gift-giving, not expecting anything in return - he just wants to give.
- He’s compassionate, so he’d definitely be helping out the less fortunate.
- Soup kitchens - he’d help out, he’d probably buy coats if he spotted any homeless people.
- He’s very proud of who he is, and he wouldn’t respect anyone who doesn’t respect the way he is around this time of year.
- No one he’s close to will feel alone at Christmas.
Killer B New Years headcanons
- Much like at Christmas, he’d be rapping - new year, new you and all that.
- Don’t tell him to stop, because no matter how much it annoys you, he’ll rap anyway.
- Very celebratory - he’s throwing all the parties and can be found in the centre of each of them.
- Again, compassionate - helps out the less fortunate in any way he can.
- He’d probably rap to try to raise money for them.
- He’d make sure no one close to him feels alone.
- Drunk Killer B is even worse... his rapping doesn’t fare any better, either.
- Don’t have any plans? Ah, too bad, you do now!
Zabuza Christmas headcanons
- He’s often cold and cruel, so the fact that it’s Christmas wouldn’t really add or detract to who he is at any other time of the year.
- It’s not that he doesn’t care, it’s just that he doesn’t see the hype behind over-commercialised decorations and over-priced gifts and showing those you love that you do, in fact, love them, at one particular time of year.
- He’s Scrooge, basically.
- Buuuuut if you were to plead him long enough, to the point where it’s almost nagging, you might be lucky enough to get him to wear a Santa’s hat for at least, I don’t know, five minutes? before he discards it, scoffing and muttering about looking ridiculous.
- The smirk tugging at his lips says differently, though.
- Begrudgingly helping with the decorations - his height always helps!
- He’s observant so of course, he’s great at getting gifts for people he’s close to. Function over novelty.
- Keeping up his facade until you catch him wiping a tear away discreetly when you give him his gift.
Zabuza New Years headcanons
- Again, he doesn’t care.
- It’s nothing special to him.
- Really.
- No parties, though he might drink a bit.
- He’s the one who gets invited but doesn’t go in favour of sitting at home because it’s more convenient.
- Taking - more like tearing - down the Christmas decorations as fast as he can and shoving them into the attic for another year. Thank goodness.
- Still not caring - it’s only the passing of time, which means nothing to him.
- Doesn’t bother with resolutions - it’s a normal day for him. Nothing special about it at all.