#killll meeeeee

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

Thinking about the impromptu bellboy roleplay again and I still haven't ripped my face off and eaten it. Everybody clap.

[gaybybirth]

when you accidentally overshare with people working on your place hahahahahaha

[gayultrakill]

dude i am so burnt out. I don't want to do schoolwork, I'm so done with it, I cant focus no matter how hard i try

my dad doesnt give a shit and just says "oh im sorry" and still takes away my stupid devices

im not mad about not being able to play games or whatever, im mad because i lost my keyboard and i cant talk to my friends

i really really miss one of them, we havent talked in a while, when normally we talk daily :((

im gonna go take my dog for a walk.

[monards]

you remind me of the fact that any universe where magnolia & dove get their happy ending is inherently not them because as themselves they can never be together. And I die

[an-incoherent-mess]

The 'Dionysus being Percy's dad gag' killed me, like I genuinely had to pause and cried laughing because I'm running a fever.

[blamemma]

Daniel Ricciardo at the MTC (15/11/22)

[flyonmylovee]

I can’t let her down again

[nocturnalpetals]

Who up….. APing their calculus……. Test tomorrow……..