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MILESKIM IS REAL

Miles: Thank you very much babe. But why did you buy me this huge basket of food?

Kimblee: Because yesterday I watched a documentary about the Incas.

Miles: And...?

Kimblee: And they made offerings to the sun.

Miles: Aww babe—

Kimblee: And giving you Roy's head as a sacrifice would have been illegal.

Kimblee: I hate touching people.

Kimblee: The only physical contact I take joy in is combat and training.

Roy: You and Miles are literally holding hands right now.

Kimblee: That’s something completely different.

Miles: Your existence is confusing.

Kimblee: How so?

Miles: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

Kimblee: What kind of tea is this, Miles?

Miles: We’re out of tea, so I just boiled some Gatorade.

Miles: Kimblee talks in his sleep sometimes.

Kimblee, sleeping: Square up bitch... yeah you thought you could get away with it... take that...

Miles: It’s so cute.

Roy: Who’s the more clingy one?

Kimblee, sitting on Miles’ lap, with his arms wrapped around his neck and holding his hand endearingly: Miles, obviously.

Roy: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Riza: Weak. I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Miles: You’re both pathetic.

Riza: Oh yeah? What killer weapon do you sleep with?

Miles: Kimblee.

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