#mileskimblee

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i colored them…..

[kimiles]

Miles: Thank you very much babe. But why did you buy me this huge basket of food?

Kimblee: Because yesterday I watched a documentary about the Incas.

Miles: And...?

Kimblee: And they made offerings to the sun.

Miles: Aww babe—

Kimblee: And giving you Roy's head as a sacrifice would have been illegal.

[kimbleeofficial]

MILESKIM IS REAL

[kimiles]

Kimblee: I hate touching people.

Kimblee: The only physical contact I take joy in is combat and training.

Roy: You and Miles are literally holding hands right now.

Kimblee: That’s something completely different.

[kimiles]

Miles: Your existence is confusing.

Kimblee: How so?

Miles: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

[kimiles]

Kimblee: What kind of tea is this, Miles?

Miles: We’re out of tea, so I just boiled some Gatorade.

[kimiles]

Miles: Kimblee talks in his sleep sometimes.

Kimblee, sleeping: Square up bitch... yeah you thought you could get away with it... take that...

Miles: It’s so cute.

[kimiles]

Roy: Who’s the more clingy one?

Kimblee, sitting on Miles’ lap, with his arms wrapped around his neck and holding his hand endearingly: Miles, obviously.