Feb 1
KIMI WHAT DID YOU DO
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KIMI WHAT DID YOU DO
Half an hour after falling off the top of his cage onto the floor because he forgot he had wings; completely oblivious to the heart attack he almost induced.
Kimi just decided to fly back to his cage, misjudged the landing, and fell to the floor with such a smack... How graceful. How utterly terrifying for me and yet he's just...unfazed. One day this bird is going to give me a heart attack.
Kimi: *screaming for no apparent reason*
Me: Kimi shush!
Kimi: *screams louder*
Me: Kimi. Plz. Shhh. *looks at him*
Kimi: *pauses, seeing me look at him*
Kimi: *dances*
Me: Good boy *looks away*
Kimi: *RESUME SCREAMING*
I...tried to make a foraging toy. It worked for all of 30 seconds before Kimi realised he could get ALL the seeds with a fraction of the effort.
Reasons My Bird Screams: No.1
Spent the last half hour wondering why Kimi will not stop screeching (this is relatively normal, but I can always tell when something’s not quite right).
I moved my TV cabinet forward by about a foot to clean behind it and forgot to move it back.
He does not like this.
*Pained groans*
Bird why must you insist on sleeping perched on your food bowl?
Kimi whyyyyyy.