#bird owner problems

[greencheekconure27]

I was going to do the thing but you see my pet bird climbed on me and put his little face under my chin so now I'm legally not allowed to move my head. Yeah getting up is forbidden also. Sorry.

[transcendingblood]

[heirofdragons]

tried to take a picture of my bird with the tattoo i have of him and this is the result

fuckin guy

[enigma731]

No read

Only Charlie

[marchandfriends]

my bird: NOOO!! I HATE SWEET POTATO!!! DO NOT WANT!!!! *touches tongue to it, flings it onto the wall*

my bird:....

my bird: *eats sweet potato off of the wall*

my bird: oh nvm it’s good

[rivetdove]

rivetdove: *Calls IT*

IT guy: Yes hi this is [company]'s IT, how can I help you?

rivetdove: Yes, I need to request my access to--

Bravo: HEEHEEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEHEHEEEHEEEEHR COO KRRRROOOOOO COO KRROOOOOO COO KROO HERHEEEHEE

IT guy: ..did I say something funny? Is everything ok?

rivetdove: I'm so sorry, I'm working from home and that was my bird.

IT guy: She sounds very cute. [solves IT problem]

rivetdove: Thank you so much! *casually stuffing Bravo's face with safflower seeds*

Bravo: :> :> :>

[i-shisu]

Living with an Angre Cockatiel called Elvis Presley

[tinybirdchicken-blog]

If only buzzfeed knew that I am a bird owner so one of these happens everyday anyway.