Who’s the messiest one: Neither of them are particularly messy- Frank had more than enough mess rooming with Arthur Weasley for seven years thank you very much, he’s going to pick up after himself.
Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: If they’re around any of the Prewett clan, Frank might as well be a monk. Even after they’re married, he is still so hesitant to kiss her in front of her parents. (Her father was an auror, okay, he’s not going to be on the wrong end of that wand, no thanks.)
Who’s the funniest drunk: They’re both pretty funny- Alice can go from giddy to murderous in .02 seconds flat and Frank is the most affectionate drunk to exist. The two of them are quite the life of the party.
Who texts the most: IF texting were around during their time it would probably be Frank constantly texting Alice about how he’s this close to killing Arthur if he doesn’t pick his shit up, I really mean it this time, Al.
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Frank will say Alice, Alice will say Frank and really, the two of them both like each other’s music.
Who reads the most: Alice reads more ‘real’ books and Frank sticks to his comics (which is totally reading, Al, there are words just not as many as there are in your books).
Who’s better with kids: Frank will say Alice because while Frank is good at being the buddy and playing with kids, he’s not so good at the taking care of them when stuff goes awry.
Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Frank but Alice is just as capable. Her father was not one to let her go without knowing how to take care of herself.
Who’s got the weirdest hobby: Frank and his comics, if one could call that a hobby.
Who cooks and who cleans up: Alice cooks because Frank insists that she’s a kitchen goddess (except for the one week when Neville was croupy and Alice got no sleep and Frank spent the week scrubbing burnt whatever off the pans and Alice ate every bite) and they both clean up.