#kinda embarrassing

[kuyashiz]

I don’t know

[xovozumi]

vague reference guide to caravan. sincerely: a caravan amateur.

cards in a caravan must be placed high to low, or low to high, in decending order.

the exceptions are if you either place a card that is the same suit as the last card in your caravan, or if you place a queen on the last card in your caravan

placing a king on a card will double it's value. placing a jack on a card will completely remove it from a caravan

i still don't know how jokers work to be honest but they aren't necessary. DO NOT use jokers if you can't figure them out

kings, queens, jacks, and jokers, can all be placed in your opponent's caravan. focusing on your opponent's caravan is just as important on focusing on your own caravan

your opponent will also likely be placing their cards [[kings, queens, jacks, jokers]] in your caravans to raise or lower their value

the goal of caravan is to get as many of your caravans as possible to a value as close to 26 as possible [[26 or under, usually 21-26]] before your opponent does, without going over.

side note: practice!! if you have an ounce of pattern recognition and can do basic addition then chances are you'll get the hang of it even if you don't know all of the rules in detail. it's what i did for the most part.

also: have fun!! if you hate card games and/or only frustrate yourself when trying to learn about caravan then maybe it's just not for you. no shame in that.

edit: realized my math was super messed up and fixed it lol

edit 2: explanation for jokers in the reblogs!

[toadsworldd]

finished up those battat drawings :)

[roshellow29]

Needed a boost so I decided to redraw a piece from 2020

Left is my first redraw, right is the original by @pianta

[iced-yuzu-tea]

Not what im usually post here since i dont really like uploading irl pictures, but i want to share this gachiakuta inspired gloves that i make using scraps :3

[moonjellyagain]

Day 31 - Shotgunning

tw;Power dynamics, Weed intake, burning, temperature play?, minor dehumanization, hints of pet play, someone else's writing(thx bunny), I'm so normal about my autistic wife

Such a good boy, quick to obey, you'd only sent him a simple text and he was at your door in minutes. His stone face hardly hid his excitement, still in his work clothes, gloved hands tracing over a small burn scar on his wrist, one that you had given him. As soon as you let him in he scurried off to change and shower, rushing so much he was panting slightly when he came back to you, now in only a leather harness and a cute pair of panties with a hole in them to ensure his ass was easily accessible. He kneeled at your feet, looking mesmerized by the smoke pouring out of your mouth. You chuckled, holding his chin to bring him back into reality.

"Would puppy like a taste?" He whined and nodded, blush still the only thing truly cracking his flat affect.

You leaned down and pulled him closer, admiring how his mouth fell open as if he was unconsciously obeying your every thought. You took a long hit before pressing your lips against his, feeling him instantly sucking for your air, eyes rolling back as he is given access to the smoke in your lungs, hungrily taking everything you had to give him. A whorish moan accompanying the smoke leaving his own lungs. He shuddered, looking more high than you were already.

His periwinkle eyes fluttered lazily as he looked up at you like a desperate dog. "Please... I'll be a good boy. Be such a good boy... Please? Wanna..." He struggled to find the words as his foggy brain fought against him "Wanna sit with you... Wanna be closer... Need to be.. To crawl inside. To-" Tears started to brim in his pathetic hazy eyes. He spoke so soft but with the need of a man dying of thirst. "Please?"

You can't help but give in to his weak and lovesick look, so you let him settle into your lap, now face-to-face with his massive chest, still littered with scrapes and bruises from when you last invited him over, barely resisting the urge to bite into him. He clung to you like he would fall if he let go. You take another long hit, admiring the red ember glow as it lights up his pretty face, his hand gently grazes your cheek, wide admiring eyes boring into yours as he poorly attempts to articulate words, quickly giving up to kiss you and suck in the smoke from your lungs, desperate to take anything you'd give to him. He was really too cute for his own good, and far too much of a lightweight, though you had a feeling he'd react less strongly outside of your presence.

As he weakly ground his ass on your crotch, you placed the dying joint between his lips, watching in amusement as his face soured from the distinct taste of cardboard entering his throat. You snatched the barely burning joint back and pressed the lit end into his skin, a sweet hiss marking its death, harmonizing with Achilles' hiss of pain. He shivers when you lick the burn, panting in your ear pathetically. As you pick up another joint he scrambles to get the lighter, whining "Please, master. Help, wanna... good" as he continued to absentmindedly grind on your lap. You let him light it for you, admiring how he shook, already having come undone much more than he usually let himself.

As you puffed you took a moment to press the embers into his chest, making him flinch and shudder. Clearly more worried that your joint went out than his own pain, he held the lighter up to it again yelping as you sunk the fresh embers directly into his side. A few more loops of that and he'd begun to puff his chest out more each time you took a hit, ready for you to add extra burns to his already sore tiddies.

[dennisreynoldsvhsporncollection]

dude I swear I'm an It's Aways Sunny fan account I swear—

anyway here's my little Boopah. shitty half assed render for the timeline. S9 has fucked me up.

[thedamnsellette]

Just a (really pathetic) art dump of a Human!Bill Cipher and a bit of BillFord I made when the book of bill first came out.

Not one of these bs psychotic drawings are finished to this day and will never be finished ngl