#kinda inspired

[brbgensokyo]

[googoogojob]

[quit-taphsterblog]

uhhh uhhh sona

[candycoatedemoboy]

okay y'know what if my eyes roll into the back of my head and i start levitating just randomise any goddamn song in my all time spotify playlist immediately

[incorrect-mazm-quotes]

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul in the fucking universe:

Hyde: *Arthur fist meme, but it's Hyde*

[7-oh-ta1]

I really wish I knew what was going on the with the Dead Patient plot so I could revamp it. Honestly, I might anyway.

[zordhyu]

It makes your lips, so kissable And your kiss, unmissable Your fingertips so touchable And your eyes, irresistible.

One Direction || Irresistible

[hesocrooked]

So...this little thing...

So, here is a list of things I have noticed talking with other Witches when it comes to dealing with the Witchfather - there is also some of my own experiences but, as well as some things I’ve thought over about him.

Sometimes he comes in all Daddy Dom with a crop... Other times he just walks through your house in a pink thong sipping coffee Sometimes he listens to you and comforts you... Other times he is the cunt that leaves you on ‘Seen 00.30am’ Sometimes he is the seducer and gives you what you need/asking for... Other times he comes in with a orchestra playing Ride of the Valkyries and slaps you across the face.. Sometimes he just sits their, looking at you - like that one Gif of RuPaul where he is just staring at that one queen who I can’t remember the name of... Other times, he comes in, roughs you up and gives you a good long night in bed...and doesn’t text you back...oh and he smokes after sex. Sometimes he is like ‘Yes, I am listening, what do you need?’ Other times he is like ‘Gonna have to wait, I have to see my other side Witches’ Sometimes he just doesn’t even hear you... Other times he is like ‘Shut the @#$% up’... Sometimes he just comes in to tease you and annoy you...all in good fun of course... Other times he tosses things in your path to test you and your tenacity, even filling your head with images you do not want to see...or thought to never see again... Sometimes he is like ‘Yes, babe, I know...but...lets bang instead...okay?’... Other times he is like ‘No’...

At the end of the day, I have found him to be a bit of a little shit...so yeah, that was a thing I had some inspiration to write - hope its entertaining and helpful...kay...bye...