My cranky cookbook

I talk so much shit the toilet gets jealous.

[cesaray]

this is the money jessica. reblog in 10 seconds for good luck 

[kitty]

snug like a bug in a rug

[hesocrooked]

@grankondspleasurepalace

[gahdamnpunk]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

[imabrickshithouse]

bruh

[surprisebitch]

i feel attacked…

[hesocrooked]

Well...shit...

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The only sin of dragón age inquisition is: why they don't fucking allow me to have a Polly relationship with bull and Dorian.

THIS IS CORRECT!

[hesocrooked]

Ahem the Second sin is - the disappointing ‘Male’ desire demon which looked like Anders with a Bowl Cut...

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I wanna see pics of the new home sometime soon!

We gotta paint it first! The last owner, the poor guy was tragically heterosexual and decided to paint everything some granny peach color!

[hesocrooked]

Tragically Heterosexual...oh my lenta!

[apricotcrayon]

when bae is super cute and keeps making you laugh but you remember what he did on april 17th at 3:43pm

[hesocrooked]

@grankondspleasurepalace Cirina and Guld

[pink-temptations]

dancer mains when they die in raid in 5.0

[hesocrooked]

@grankondspleasurepalace Me when I see other ASTs in my party doing a terrible job/overwriting my cards after I play them and shitty tanks...Just my response to XIV raiding in general

[horndogvsnake]

*sheds a single tear thinking about big titty bara boys*

[horndogvsnake]

mw when i se e tge fuckigng,,, jdsjsdkndnk dekna  nsdnsnanjanj hhh 

bubies,

[grankondspleasurepalace]

@hesocrooked

[hesocrooked]

[trapcard]

Hey

[abstractobject]

Please delete this Miss Silver

[trapcard]

Now why would I do that

[hadrians-view]

https://www.instagram.com/alexdrastal/

[devilcroc]

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

[sindri42]

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

[such-justice-wow]

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

[hesocrooked]

@grankondspleasurepalace 

[hilariousgrindr]

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[elreyputo]

They are like 5 dollars sis

[homo-nerd-grizz]

SOME OF US DON’T HAVE $5

[hon3y-bee]

Can we also talk about how dominos pizza are definitely not $5

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

[high-and-away]

you’re damn right we are

[wol-dump]

[magicandman]

[hesocrooked]

@grankondspleasurepalace

[surprisebitch]

tops (trying to impregnate their bottom): just keep breedin and breedin and breedin and breediEeeeHn I KNOW I GOTTA KEEP… KEEP ON BREEDIN OOoOOooH YEEAAAAA~~~~~!!!!!!

[ns92fusw30f9]

[spivity]

[glitterboyera-deactivated202510]

[bluebellvampire]