Fantasy Malec au
Beyond frustrated, assassin Magnus storms into the chamber where King Alexander and his round of advisors are sitting around the big table and discussing stuff.
"Okay, this is it! Do you have *any* idea how easy it is to get into this castle?! I have been here a week and no one ever noticed me! I could have killed you a hundred and seventytwo times in the first three days alone! You people have zero magic detection or protection wards!
I may have planned to fail in my assassination attempt of you and meet a quick end at the blade of either your or your soldiers swords, but *this*... I don’t even have words for this! Here!"
He throws down a Stack of papers
"This is a list of all the security flaws and structural weaknesses of this place. And this"
Throws down another Stack pf papers
"is a list of all the major safety hazards for the training grounds and partol ways.
Get this fixed! I will not have the job that killed me be something of such an amateur level."
King Alec, leaning over to his first knight Jace: "Help, he is too pretty, I can’t think straight."
Jace: "Think gay then."
Alec, turning to Magnus: "Can I offer you a job? ~~And maybe marriage?~~"
