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HE'S BACK!!!!
THE ELVENKING IS BACK!!!
THRANDUIL IS BACK!!!!
OH MY GOD THE BEST NEWS EVER
Must of been insane being one of the dwarves who fought in the Battle of the Five Armies and then moved to Erebor after its reclaimatuon. Thorin Oakenshield was like “Let’s reclaim the mountain” and all your big leaders (and probably yourself) was like: fuck no there’s a dragon in there. He proceeds to go anyway and takes 12 dwarves and that’s the last you hear about him for awhile. Then all the sudden, his cousin Dain is one day like: Thorin called for aid. Dude what, you ask. The mountain was reclaimed, he said. Wtf, he did it. Okay let’s join Dain’s army and see what’s happening. They probably just need help with setting up the mountain and keeping thieves at bay, no biggie. You get there and never the fucking mind. You interrupt a negotiation meeting between King Thranduil (that one elf who didn’t do anything when Smaug attacked) and some random human guy. (You later learn Thorin had dragon sickness and went crazy over the arkenstone) And Thorin signals for war so congrats! You’re about to fight some humans and elves. Only, plot twist, there’s an army of orcs advancing, so now your kind of teaming up with the elves and humans. Whatever, you win the battle yay! Now let’s go to your king—oh he’s dead? Man okay. Let’s go to his nephew the crowned prince—oh he’s gone to? Well we’ll go to the second nephew—tf you mean he’s dead to? And who tf is that elf girl weeping over him? Okay whatever Dain’s King now. But man, we should all go to the funeral for the late King Thorin and his nephews. Yeah sure, they died, but they died reclaiming our home and believed our future when even we could not. It’s really—who the fuck is that. No really who is that 3ft creature that’s weeping over the late king’s body. That is not a dwarf. It’s what? A hobbit? Wait he was in the company? He was a thief? Oh so he was a criminal? No? He was literally just some guy that the wizard picked and they all had him join the quest despite never burglaring before? Oh I bet he wasn’t much help. What’s that? He got their asses out of multiple encounters during the journey? Oh okay. Rock on little guy. I’m glad we had such a noble person join the company who did it out of the goodness in his heart despite not being a dwarf l—he and Thorin were what? Did you just say they had a homoerotic relationship? Omg that’s…idk I just wasn’t expecting that. Huh? What do you mean, of course they kissed! It was a long treck to Erebor.
Lee Pace as Thranduil - Behind the Scenes
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 47
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Jonathan Harker (Dracula)
King Thranduil (The Hobbit)
PROPAGANDA:
[Jonathan]
"Dracula probably has weird vampire pregnancy powers and also all those scenes in Dracula's castle were so weird in a homoerotic way. Either that or Mina gets him pregnant (which good for her, Mina is the best). Jonathan loves his wife very much and he'd love to have her babies."
"I just want him to give birth to Quincey and have a happy life after this whole vampire bullshit."
[Thranduil]
"Legolas fell outta his ass one day."
At some point, Elrond HAD to have realized that the elven royalty of Mirkwood have the same type. Brunette kings who always just look a little dirty.
Like, Bard has probably been taken to Rivendell by Thranduil. Elrond takes one good look at him and is like, “huh. Thranduil probably brought you here for a reason.”
THEN, when Legolas and Aragorn are in Rivendell to hold counsel about the one ring, they’re with each other all the time while everyone is getting situated. It then clicks with Elrond that the type is just genetic, and if Legolas ever has children, he’ll be in for a treat.
Thinking about all the parents of the Fellowship during the events of the War of the Ring.
Thinking about Saradoc & Esmeralda Brandybuck and Paladin & Eglantine Took, none of whom have any idea where their sons are.
Thinking about the Gaffer, seeing a creepy hooded Man asking for the whereabouts of his son’s boss and then hearing that said son’s boss’ house has been raided and his son is nowhere to be found.
Thinking about Bilbo, knowing that his dear nephew is going into danger because of his own actions so long ago and might never return.
Thinking about Glóin, having to come home to his wife in Erebor and tell her their son is facing life-or-death danger for the first time.
Thinking about Elrond, the wise part of him knowing what must be done vs. the paternal part berating himself for sending his beloved foster son into such peril and wondering if he’ll ever be able to look his daughter in the eye again if her fiancé doesn’t come back.
Thinking about Thranduil, finding out that his only child has entered the war with the very same enemy that destroyed his father and 2/3 of his army.
Thinking about Denethor, trying to protect and defend his entire kingdom while constantly wondering why his favorite son still hasn’t come home.
Thinking about all those parents, having to spend month after month with absolutely no idea if they will ever see their sons again.
LEE PACE as King Thranduil in The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) | dir. Peter Jackson (part 1)
