#kingpurplesnake

[orochima-chan]

"I'm getting tired of sitting here all day in this water park. I want to take an hour break before the hot sun ruins my scales."

“How do you think I feel? All this UV light is burning me to a crisp! At least your skin has melanin. Mine has none! Well, aside from the purple markings... But that’s not much!“

[masshirohebi-moved]

❓ Drunk meme. XD

Both our muses are drunk! Send a symbol for them to…❓ — wake up somewhere strange that neither of them recognise.The serpent had found themself wandering down many foolish pursuits in the past, their plans sometimes leaving room for question regarding their supposed genius. This time however, they wonder if they have outdone themself in stupidity, a moment they would surely bury for the sake of pride. Whatever incentive there was to drink with the colossal king of snakes has escaped them entirely by the time the Sannin is sober. But they can be thankful that when they wake up, they haven’t been eaten.Manda after all, wasn’t known for his loyalty quite as much as he was known for his appetite. Or so the giant king of Ryuchi would have most believe with the way he barked out threats to his summoner. A relentless case of having to appease him and offer constant bribery. Fond as Orochimaru was of their beloved summon, they couldn’t deny just how petulant and fickle he could be at the worst of times.Golden eyes seek out any sign of inhabitants, for this area wasn’t one they could recognize upon sight, but it would appear that the two were either alone, or had done a good job of clearing the land of people. Both options were equally as plausible.

Who knew a snake as big as Manda could even ingest enough alcohol to become blind drunk…Although they second guess their own safety while wasting the kings time (sitting only the gods knew where), they didn’t have any desire to push their smaller form away from the violet scaled beast. Despite his many taunts during the years, he had truly been more of an ally than foe, and a beacon of safety countless times when the Sannin found themself outnumbered and overpowered. There was still a degree of trust, amid the phantom presence of doubt.“You could have returned to Ryuchi at any point,” they hum softly, a fanged smile coming to the Sannins lips as they glance up in playful accusation, “did you stay here to keep watch of me all night? How endearing, and here I thought you only tolerated me.”

[thatsneakymedic]

eyecanfixthat

wait... porn blogs for a snake blog? My anaconda don't--?

*This anaconda don’t want none unless you have sacrifices son!* 

[shrxwd-blog]

"Don't think that I have forgotten that you sneezed on me Kurama! What are you doing in my territory?! Did you come here to spread your fox diseases?" (ayeee it's me! We played on CAH! :D )

“Maybe it’s the amount of times you’ve been beaten up, but I haven’t sneezed on you. I don’t sneeze, unlike your weak race, I don’t get ill and I don’t have diseases.”

[masshirohebi-moved]

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Send me a ٩(๛ ˘ ³˘)۶♥ & I’ll screenshot this random generator for an roleplay starter!~ | Accepting Generated: College | War

Orochimaru stared at the ruined battle grounds, he could hear the people from Konoha, the men he fought alongside, screaming out as the enemy over ran the area. The Sannin’s golden eyes narrowed as he pulled his blade out from an enemy corpse before swiping blood off his own mouth. They were surrounded, the Hokage had made a bad decision, and it would cost those who had gone on the suicide mission. The Sannin however refused to be killed, refused to be another life added to body count at the end of the war. It was risky, calling the colossal serpent when the young shinobi was half way to defeat. Manda did not like weakness, but what choice did Orochimaru have but to rely on the creature he had made a blood contract with. He placed his hands to the ground as the fires of the battle lightly flickered in and out of life. The large smoke engulfed the area before settling, before revealing the purple giant. Orochimaru met Manda’s eyes, his tiny form swallowed in the presence of the monstrous one. “We are losing the war,” Orochimaru told his summon honestly, since lying was going to be far too obvious, “I need your aid.” 

[only1one1me]

28. If muse was real what they think they would be to mun (e.g. mom, big brother, lover, soul mate, enemy.. and etc.)

Probably a big sister. Sometimes chill, sometimes very obnoxious. 

[senjutsunade]

"I need a drink! That Orochimaru has pissed me off again and I need something strong to calm me down!" Manda demanded loudly.

Silently provides him with gallons of camomile tea because not like he will know the difference and no one sane enough wants a drunk giant snake roaming about. “He is quite skilled at pissing people off, yes.”