Orochimaru's Amazing Adventures

Wait, I'm the villain?! 🐍 Comedy RP & ask blog for SD Orochimaru 🐍 Sideblog to: @asagao-onna

[naruto-spin-off]

[sadjiraigirl-deactivated2025042]

[she-will-beblog-deactivated2022]

Orochima chan🐍

[woodclone-deactivated20140216]

[scandalouslygood-deactivated202]

Omg ahahah he’s the best

[orochima-chan]

Orochimaru I saw lee trying to get in the sound village I caught him for you enjoy your present consider it an apology for not being (drags a rat dressed lee by the tail and kisses orochi’s cheek)

Wait, is this a rat dressed as Lee or Lee dressed as a rat? I can't tell the difference. They're practically the same thing!

[orochima-chan]

(Sorry for not being on)orochimaru I missed you I was m.i.a what is your favorite way to spend your free time when your not bothering the leaf rats from team guy

I suppose I can forgive you for that. I've been busy, myself.

My other favourite ways to spend free time would be learning new jutsu, lab experiments, tending to my snakes, and certain activities one isn't supposed to mention in polite conversation.

[kabutos-ninja-info-cards]

but wHY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[orochima-chan]

Because I’m a pimp and Kabuto is my ho.

[relenita]

FUCKING MARRIED.

[orochima-chan]

Just because I cosplayed for my karaoke song doesn’t mean I’m married to the emcee. Sweet Transvestite doesn’t work without the costume!

[despondantsoul]

[makoto-nanayas]

[maricodone]

[iminato]

[officialkakagai]

[katsu-un-deactivated20130813]

どべ美

[hotmonkeelove]

Okay, now I really think he’s supposed to be Tim Curry in this episode!

You have to do something until midnight.

[kutuya]

うん

[orochima-chan]

Honestly, I prefer the boy’s uniform. The slinky, black trousers show how lithe my legs are. Also, I rock the gakuran jacket.

[dokuba-nerd]

[orochima-chan]

Ssssssssurprise!