kingston: Fuck the gods! The gods? Sarenrae's a bitch! Kord couldn't lift a dead sparrow! The Chained Oblivion took your mom to second base and never called again. Fuck the gods!
jayne merriweather, literally a cleric of Tharizdun:
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kingston: Fuck the gods! The gods? Sarenrae's a bitch! Kord couldn't lift a dead sparrow! The Chained Oblivion took your mom to second base and never called again. Fuck the gods!
jayne merriweather, literally a cleric of Tharizdun:
Guys, CR one-shot Bar Room Blitz (with first-time DM Sam!) is really fucking fun, like seriously!
The characters are really great! Also, Sam did an amazing job while still making mistakes/disregarding classic D&D rules and I think that is a great lesson about DMing - you really don’t have to be Matt Mercer to do it.
The idea that “Bar Room Blitz” is a canon Exandria oneshot means reconciling Kingston LaForge’s entire...everything...with the wider context of the drow in Tal’Dorei.
Kingston: Even the elderly of this great land deserve to capture the flag every once in a while.
Mary: Why did you look at me?
the elf vs dwarf feud started when frankfurt fucked kingston’s wife
Kingston LaForge saying “The chained oblivion took your mom to second base and never called her again” to Jayne Fucking Merriweather is peak comedy
as i promised!!! The HD version of the fanart i specifically made for him and him alone! He signed it for me!!! Brian, idk man....does this count as #criticalrolefanart?
The next round of voting for future Critical Role minis from Steam Forged Games is here!
This month’s options are as follows:
Aldor (Lyra’s love interest from The Slayer’s Take)
Kingston LaForge (played by Brian W. Foster in Sam’s Bar Room Blitz one-shot)
Kashaw Vesh
Also, the Vanessa miniature is available for pre-order.