At work we have these fridges that are crotch height on me. And we wear aprons because we gotta (hell) but I do it. And sometimes I wear jeans that are too big for me. And sometimes when there’s a rush of people and I’m sliding from bar to fucking bar, the zipper flap of my jean crotch catches on the handles of the fridges. And it’s like. OHooo ho ho… no… bro my fucking massive dick is just getting in the wayyyuhhh and I’m literally in front of all these people bro omg… poking through my corporate mandated apron but I gotta be nonchalant about it… like bro my massive dong is just catching on shit like omg… stop… literally I’m just trying to work hereeeeuh omgggg…. Like ugh sorry, I was trying to Do My Job but I have a massive DudeBulge so I CANT BRO sighhhhh
