Chronic Queer Robot

"For poems are like rainbows; they escape you quickly." -Langston Hughes

[inkskinned]

you know he don’t make you sing like i do // r.i.d

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

[rizahmad]

[durgeth]

why do people always advertise skin products as making your skin “radiant”? like “clean” and “clear” i get but i’ve never once looked at myself in the mirror and thought, “you know what would be better? if i were bioluminescing like some sort of hideous deep-sea creature”

[durgeth]

actually, you know what, if clerasil is gonna straight up turn me into some aquatic horrorterror, sign me the fuck up. fuck college, i’m all about that “lurking in swamps and frightening sleep-deprived drivers on long interstate trips with my literally radiant skin” life now. we gon be a cryptid for a living

[wittyusernamed]

reblog if youd rather be a cryptid

[scram8ledserkets-deactivated201]

Catch me devouring hitchikers in the midwest with my extendable prehensile jaws.

[fridakhalto-deactivated20160825]

YIKES! clapback season is strong

[timhortons]

[redvelvetnegro-deactivated20161]

I am dry heaving 💀💀💀

[julierthanyou]

NAILED IT

[venusianhag]

[acceber74]

[modelsinstagram]

[gaytotodile]

This is an actual tweet by dennys

[the-lavi-to-your-kanda]

“But who else could they have made gay in Beauty and the Beast?!?!”

[emotivna-kuja-deactivated201802]

“he played you because you let him” no bitch he actually played me because i’m a fucking nice person with a pure heart who cares about everyone and he is a trash of a person for taking advantage of it

[willinq]

me: *is upset about being single*

*boy messages me*

 me:

[winemom-suburbia]

me: I want a relationship

my strong and buff emotional defenses who are oiled up and flexing: you will never be close to anybody ever again

[winemom-suburbia]

Me trying to be a dom

[bklynmusicnerd]

Me: I’M FINALLY BEATING THE WRITERS THIS TIME. I KNOW IT’S NATE! RIP NATE!

HTGAWM writers:

[nudygoon]

[with-practice]

there’s 2 kinds of people on black tumblr.

[dynastylnoire]

i’m the girl in the middle

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

How you read two books at once?

[susiethemoderator]

He can read two books at once because he’s #woke

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

They’re using their third eye to read one while, their other two read the other.

[asdfsdaffds-deactivated20150910]

[shetheglasscannon]

I gots cowboy boots

[iwasnothereleave]

one day I think my professors just gon stop letting me do presentations