#kink shitposting

[foone]

at midnight on december 31st you'll get a selection of 3 fetishes to pick from going into 2026. whichever one you pick will be added to your sexuality deck.

if you were good in 2025 (unlikely) you can reroll the selection

[pervertedandproblematic]

Kinkshamers need to stop wasting oxygen.

[hiccupologist]

look dude, as a dark magic user who is also your friend, I’m not like… saying anything about you as a person, but I just thought you should know you kind of give off that “just fuck my shit up with mind control, destroy my psyche, absolutely obliterate my sense of self” vibe. so like. you know. just stay safe out there, man.

[foone]

If you're not sure if you're into somnophilia, don't worry! You don't need to make a decision today.

Go home and sleep on it.

[foone]

I've long enjoyed the comedic trope of inventing inexplicable kink names by using the prefixes "reverse" or "double", like "reverse feet" or "double cowgirl".

but I randomly saw a tag that suggested another good option: virtual.

I don't know what happens in something tagged "virtual pegging" and I don't want to find out, because I'm sure the answer will be more boring than my imagination.

[foone]

Guy in a suit on YouTube who reviews fetish porn but only from a legal perspective.

"well first of all, kidnapping is illegal in all 50 states, so that's not allowed. The events depicted on page 5 count as torture, and the use of a ball gag technically violates the first amendment, as well as the third and seventh.

Furthermore, Baird v. State Bar of Arizona (1971) established that it's unlawful to force any of your employees to become cats, dogs, or other non-simian mammals."

[foone]

I keep proposing a MM/f BDSM scene with my kink circle but since they know I'm a pope they always quote Matthew 6:24 at me and turn me down

[foone]

How dare YouTube assume I'd want to remove the kinks from anything?