I personally just realized that kipper would be super short. Since I believe the weasels are about 3’9 to make kipper seem younger would mean kipper is probably around 2’3. But, he would use this to his advantage simply by squeezing into small places. That hole in the wall? He is already hiding inside of it. Those tiny spaces between the wall and furniture? Already squeezed between em. He’s a menace and a good one at that.
Okay but the way this fills a primal need because I’ve been cooing over vids of baby weasels for weeks and they’re so small that they can fit in the palm of your hand?!? Obviously Kipper wouldn’t be that tiny, but him being sooooo small? 😭 (I have cuteness depression.)
Reader would not care if she found out that he’s a hellion. He’s just a baby!!!