Been feeling sad lately so here's some headcanons
Smart-ass has glasses to help him see stuff that's a but far away from him or even to head him read. He never wears them no matter how much he needs them. (This headcanon has been said before but i love it do much, as someone with glasses for the same reason)
Stupid has a pet clown fish he won at a carnival that he cherishes and talks to it everyday and cleans its tank clean at all times. He has to defend it from Psycho or Psycho will eat bubbles
Psycho owns every horror movie CD and has them organized on a shelf by release date. He's favorite movies are saint maud, the shining, midsommar, and the blair witch project. He also owns every horror book and still organizes them by release date
Wheezy visits a lot of art gallery's for the calming silence, he always likes to learn about the symbolism behind each art piece
Greasy has a ton of photos of women covering his walls in his room and even card board cut outs of women he likes. One example, Elvira mistress of the dark.
Smart-ass likes to watch opera when he's bored and has way to much time on his hands, even though he can't take his brothers because he knows they'll cause chaos.
Stupid has a huge collection of baseball cards, and he even owns some that are worth a ton of money. He refuses to sell them despite Smart-ass saying they should.
Smart-ass: "There so valuable, lets sell them!"
Stupid: "No way! Im not collecting them to sell..im collecting them because they're simple and beautiful and because they make me happy! WHY ARE YOU SO MONEY HUNGRY!"
Psycho has a ton of skulls that seem a bit too realistic..but there's no way he has a collect of real human, animal and toon skulls...right???
Wheezy always prefers to smoke alone in the dark but poor wheezy wishes it was dark but it's never really dark in LA.. (TV girl reference)
Greasy has eaten pozole once but stopped as soon as psycho started to tell him about the cannibalistic history behind it..
