Midnight Pals: The Truth
Kit Power: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the song that makes you tell the truth Power: so there's this song Power: if you hear it, you have to always tell the truth Power: OR DIE
Power: after hearing this song, you always have to tell the truth Power: if you lie, it'll make your head explode Power: the problem is Power: it's really hard to run a society without lying Power: try it sometime, i'm sure you'll agree
Lovecraft: i don't understand Lovecraft: why is this bad? Barker: how do you feel about august, howard? Lovecraft: Barker: tell the truth August Derleth: we're best buds right howard? Derleth: best best buds Lovecraft: [sweats]
Power: so now this guy has to stop the spread of the song Power: before people stop being able to lie Power: and start being real
Barker: how's the song go? Power: Power: well i'm not going to sing it now Barker: c'mon Barker: c'mon do it Power: no Barker: do it you pussy Poe: clive stop it Poe: we don't want to hear the song that makes you always tell the truth
Power: ok ok ok Power: well it's kind of like this Power: one and one make two Power: two and one make three Power: its destiny King: wait a second Power: i should confess that this isn't the actual song that makes you always tell the truth
Kit Power: after hearing the song, this guy can't lie Power: he's forced to admit that he's not too tired to have sex with his girlfriend Power: when really he just wanted to jack off Chris DiLeo: oh shit DiLeo: that's a real problem
Power: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, what if you woke up one day and everyone just had a million dollars King: that sounds great! King: this time, it's definitely only going to have good effects King: I don't see any possible way that could go wrong Power: you would think so
Power: in fact, if everyone had a million dollars, it might just cause Power: some problems King: how so? Power: well, have you ever heard of a little thing called Power: economics?
Power: what if you just woke up with a big pile of money George Romero: it's called UBI Barker: oh god here we go Barker: this lecture again Romero: it works! Romero: so they tried it in Norway and studies found
