#ryan harding

[rainingmusic]

Local H - The Misanthrope

[typicallydia]

Into Painfreak is an anthology featuring the darkest and best hardcore horror authors of our time...

[thethcministry]

[goateesassypants]

Night Stockers by Triana and Harding

If you have ever worked in retail and know the true horrors of customers than this is the books to read!!! Bloody fantastic book!

The employees of the Freshway grocery store aren’t too happy about having to do an overnight shift, but they’re about to be even unhappier. Their rival store, Devil’s Food, is about to lay siege upon them with extreme prejudice. This is no ordinary grocery chain. Devil’s Food is run by a cult of murderous Satanists committed to killing the competition—literally. Armed with hatchets, knives, maces and motorcycles, they enter the store and start picking off their victims in the most ghastly and depraved ways possible. The Freshway’s only chance of survival is to fight, and this leads to a bloody battle royal of crazed cashiers, knife-wielding demo ladies, brutal butchers, and teenage clerks determined to make their favorite death metal albums come true. The Night Stockers is a gory horror comedy by Splatterpunk Award-winning authors Kristopher Triana and Ryan Harding, the men who brought you Full Brutal and Genital Grinder. Filled with bone-crushing carnage and the heaviest metal, this one promises customer satisfaction.

[ageeksnerdyworld]

6, 16, 26 for your prison boys

6. Would they trust anyone with their secret?

Ryan-- Well the only secret he had he ended up telling the entire group so...

Dominic-- Ryan and only Ryan.

Tyler-- hahahahaha nope!

Garrett-- He’s never really had anybody to tell secrets to prior to his incarceration but since then he has confided in Altair from time to time.

Malcolm-- Usually Garrett.

Conor-- His mom when she was alive and Marshall.

Altair-- He’s a bit of an open book but the only people he trust with secrets are his younger sisters. But then again his really big secret was discovered and was what got him thrown in MBI so there’s that.

Henry-- Dominic and Marshall.

Marshall-- Conor.

16. What is the most romantic thing someone has done for them?

Uhhhh... The only thing I can think of that would fit this is when Conor told Marshall that he specifically requested to be sent to MBI to be with him. There’s probably something that Dominic did for Ryan or vice a versa but I’m forgetting it.

26. What is something they’re legitimately bad at?

Ryan-- Singing.

Dominic-- Cooking which is totally fine with him because Ryan’s great at it.

Tyler-- Subtlety.

Garrett-- He’s really bad at figuring out when people are annoyed. Usually because he’s rambling and doesn’t notice.

Malcolm-- Remaining/being calm. I mean he doesn’t like blow up all the time but he’s just not too good at cooling off when he gets angry.

Conor-- Being a normal person and not being a total douche? In all seriousness he’s terrible at math.

Altair-- Giving advice.

Henry-- Lying.

Marshall-- Poker and pick-pocketing. This bothers him way more than it should.

[little-wise-acre]

When I first started this blog it was meant as a fan blog for this band-Local H. I feel like I’ve let them down because now I barely re-blog anything of theirs. Theyre my favorite band and I am lucky to have been able to hang out with them a few times. In fact, my icon is me with the drummer-Ryan Harding- at the last show I saw them at back in 2016. I need to see a concert of theirs again.

[ageeksnerdyworld]

10 for Ryan Harding?

10. Is your character street-smart, book-smart, intelligent, intellectual, slow-witted?

Ryan’s a smart kid. Insults don’t go over his head or anything like that but I wouldn’t go so far as to call him an intellectual though. My boy isn’t that smart.

Thanks for the ask nonner dude!

Character Solidifying Questions

[ageeksnerdyworld]

Ryan: This is bullshit!

Warden Shepard: Did you just curse? Cause we don't speak like that in this goddamn mother fucking prison! Shit!