fuhhckkkk... like yeah ok im carlos alcaraz i have the worlds most charming smile and a beautiful wolfcut mullet like a masc lesbian. when i laugh everyone divorces their wives. my pet photographer/straight boyfriend sacrificed his journalistic integrity so he could follow me around. mums love me. gay men love me. bees love me. novak djokovic loves me. jannik sinner wakes up thinking about me (?). my hair is thick and gorgeous. my butt. gerebito. im carlos alcaraz like fuhckkk brooooo












