#kitbash hendrick

[houseofmcallister]

Something that most definitely happened on The Witch

Whistler: Ok gang! What’s a gender neutral term to refer to someone who doesn’t want to be called “dude”, “guy”, or “chick”?

Brendon: Friend.

Henry: Ally.

Hocus Pocus: Human.

Kitbash: *with heavy Russian accent* COMRADE.

Cody: *with southern drawl* pardner.

Caddywail: Rival.

Fish: Peasant.

TJ: Prey.

Simone: Being.

Calypso: *in demonic voice* MORTAL.

Whiskey: Snacc.

Bambi: Bastard.

[houseofmcallister]

Bambi: You mean to tell me, that... thing, was a dragon?!

Kitbash: Not a dragon persay, more like a...

Caddywail: Bloodthirsty avenging being of havoc?

Hocus Pocus: Horrible vengeful death monster?

Kitbash: Yeah, that.

[houseofmcallister]

Cody: Lesbians! What is your wisdom?

Kitbash: this world is cruel and prays upon the weak. Grow strong and be kind to change it.

Caddywail: girl hot.