#brendon garcia

[lenartworks]

HAPPY BDAY TO MY FAVORITE TWIN BROTHERS

I LOB THEM

[houseofmcallister]

Something that most definitely happened on The Witch

Whistler: Ok gang! What’s a gender neutral term to refer to someone who doesn’t want to be called “dude”, “guy”, or “chick”?

Brendon: Friend.

Henry: Ally.

Hocus Pocus: Human.

Kitbash: *with heavy Russian accent* COMRADE.

Cody: *with southern drawl* pardner.

Caddywail: Rival.

Fish: Peasant.

TJ: Prey.

Simone: Being.

Calypso: *in demonic voice* MORTAL.

Whiskey: Snacc.

Bambi: Bastard.

[houseofmcallister]

Brendon: Are you being serious right now or are you kidding...?

Calypso: I never kid. I was born an adult.