#kitchen catastrophe

[steveandnatlover76]

The Rogers kids stand in the kitchen their heads hanging low.

Natasha: Now who is going to explain to me why my kitchen looks like it was hit by a tornado?

James: That was us, mom.

Natasha: All of you?

Sarah: Yes, mom. We wanted to have a cooking and baking competition.

Natasha: And so you decide to destroy my kitchen? Ripping out cupboard doors? Spilling food all over the floor.

Lena: Part of the competition was time. Who would be the fastest and things got out of hand.

Antony nods. Mia and Ilya sit on the floor happily throwing food.

Natasha: Children, this won’t do. Your father and I have to talk about…

Yelena: Oh, come on, sis. You have been bugging Steve about getting a new kitchen for months. Now, you‘re getting it!!

Natasha: Yelena, you‘re not helping!

Yelena: Only defending all my little munchkins!

[steveandnatlover76]

Natasha arrives at Grand Central Station returning from a long undercover mission. She‘s on the phone with her daughter Mia.

Natasha: Hi, sweetheart, I‘m on my way home. How‘s everything?

Mia: Daddy tried to make lasagna last night.

Natasha: Define „tried“.

Mia: Well, Lena called it a cheese disaster and it did taste funny. Antony said the kitchen looked like a crime scene.

Natasha: Oh dear, Steve… Anything else?

Mia: Lena tried to hit Ilya with a toilet plunger, but he blocked the hit with the cake on the kitchen counter!

Natasha: Oh boy, I‘ll be home shortly. Tell daddy I expect at least 12 hours of rest after straightening out this chaos.

Mia: Okay, mommy, can we go for a ride on your bike after your rest?

Natasha: I think that could be arranged. Bye!

Mia: Yay!! Bye, mommy!

[phunockery]

I just had a memory pop up that might drive a baker mad.

So you know how bread needs math to be bread and not a rock or a liquid? You have specific ratios for your ingredients.

Growing up I didn't have measuring cups so I learned to bake cakes and cookies using random cups and cereal spoons and whatever recipes I could get my hands on. The craziest part, it always worked out.

Not saying I've never had a kitchen catastrophe. I have set the odd kettle ablaze, but everyone has their moments.

[miltybc]

hopeful chicken salad

It’s only Thursday night and it has already been a long week. I feel fairly safe saying I think I speak for a majority of people and not just for the way things feel at our house. As I said last night, life is hard right now. One of the advantages of living on the Shoreline, as folks call it around here, is that we are close to the water and close to restaurants that look out over the water, so…

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Love It or List It Season 13 - Episode 18: Kitchen Catastrophe AirDate: June 25th, 2018, 09:00 PM

[bigscrunggus]

today i made muffins but i forgot to put the sugar in