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tkyle

ratkingreject

mugs for you and your future self

fevertwogotkilled

yes there is a raybans sunglasses sale its down here in my wine cellar come on

aiden-morse

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

lesprisenpati-deactivated201805

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

unofficialdragon

Aesthetic

naruhodou-kun

Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo.

As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid.

But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.

turnabout4what

Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!

In case you forgot, take a look at this!

If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint!

And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!

robin-never-dies

well that was much shorter than usual

tabbersnack

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

tiktoksthataregood-ish

fattypanc4kes

brains say, "I know a spot" and take you to a traumatic memory from 2011

polkadotmotmot

dipskits

i hope they get where theyre going safely…theyre really small i hope theyre o.k….imagine if steps were that big for you…scary…

dankmemeuniversity

tlirsgender

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

tlirsgender

I don’t want to “have” a “conversation” I want to peel an orange and share it with you

ripe

hangtimemillionaire

unrestrained summer fun

ofcoursethatsathing

Useless box that doesn’t let people flick its switch

yarnshoes

Distant cousin of knife-wielding tentacle box.

dankmemeuniversity

weloveshortvideos

If ur having a rough day

callmekitto-deactivated20220425

my aesthetic is bros with very large basketball shorts being very adoring and very gentle with a teeny tiny puply

gray-warden

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

butchscientist

thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state

zevveli

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

elsajeni

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

princessnijireiki

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

siderealsandman

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

kc749

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.