#kitchen jokes

[funnyfiasco]

The eternal question: another sandwich or not?

[feministgrungepunkgrrrl]

Do you have men in your life that know how to cook?

[cuddlexpunk]

I'm trying out they/her pronouns. Cuz I'm not always she but I'm always Her. And I don't like being perceived but if I have to be it'll be femme terms. Anyway.

I work as a baker in a Co op. My coworker today:

"they/her? They/HEARD"

[subduingstew]

what do you call it when cooks are discussing an order? chit-chat.

[jokestotext]

Making soup in Fibonacci's way ... It is easy to make soup in Fibonacci way. We only need few components to make it....

[kllerwhale]

So there was this one time when I was at a friend's house and he and other guys were making jokes at our expense and then he said "the woman's place is in the kitchen" so I got up and went in the kitchen. I could very clearly hear them laugh from where I was but then I reappeared in the doorway with an evil smile and a kitchen knife in my raised hand and I swear to you I have never heard anyone scream louder

[duxwontobey]

Me: *logs onto youtueb* oh there is female csgo league, this looks awesome! Also me: *looks at comments* why :)

[the-5-star-man]

“Get back to the kitchen!”

I tell the chef. He is yelling at customers. It’s Gordon Ramsey.