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just a gal who's like a little guy in the sense of "wow look at that little guy!" while pointing at a mushroom in the woods

[myspace]

The question remains:

Did they not have the budget to put a ball in the movie?

[lezbianz]

it’s always when you open tumblr in public when an 1866 painting of a vagina shows up on your dash

[totallybemused]

It used to be every single day. This is what they took from us.

[chilewithcarnage]

Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.

[daneelsolivaw]

they should make a followup commercial where the bog spiders are selling the juice

[wifegideonnav]

im sorry but the concept of cum is so deeply unserious to me. you mean your dick got touched and now there’s goo? and this is everyone’s problem?

[adorablesnakes]

I am not sure if I have ever been as excited as this snake is about its egg.

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[redstonedust]

ive been thinking about how some trans spaces and media lack representation of bottom surgery and itd be nice if we could talk about and depict it more. but my attempts to formulate this into a coherent thought lead me to standing in front of the microwave idly thinking "we should normalize men with penises" as if thats a brave new frontier nobody has ever considered.

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[noelle-ism]

i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that

[noelle-ism]

Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that companies are still trying to stomp out.

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[necronomipod]

Can't just leave this in the comments

[diseases-for-center-control]

Foodborne illnesses are overpowered because humans are terrible at cause-and-effect. Tummy hurts? Puking, diarrhea? Humans will say oh it's the last thing I ate. WRONG, many of these pathogens can take a day or more to show up. Salmonella usually takes 6-48+ hours for symptoms to develop. Norovirus, 12-48 hours. Depending on the type, E. coli can take 1-8 days.

By the time you stop shitting your brains out for long enough to wonder how you got sick, you're looking at entirely the wrong time window. Karen is calling the health department on the burrito truck that gave her the runs, whole time it was the upscale restaurant she went to two days before. Diseases are sneaky like that.

[forestfullofberries]

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[ruinedchildhood]

[2000ish]

[goldensunset]

if you’ve never played a pokémon game you’re missing out on the insane things npcs will say to you unprompted. like you’ll be walking down a path and a total stranger will see you and immediately run up to you and trap you in place and say something like ‘the divorce is getting rough but me and my pokémon are getting tough!’ and then start a battle and after you beat their single rat they’ll be like ‘i wasn’t worthy of her…’ or something

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest