#kitchen puns

[aethercoffee]

Hedgehog had a great thyme helping with the mini quiche!

[incorrect-quotes-gourmet-world]

The floor was innocent.

Coco: Did you fall?

Sunny: No. I attacked the floor.

Zebra: Backwards?

Sunny: I’m forking talented!

[ask-the-blind-archer]

You have fun with everyone?

“Of course I do!” Deity chuckled. “I mean, it depends on your definition of fun, but I don’t mind having fun with my family and Cole. However fun was banned from the kitchen for a while after Jay made a pun about Zane cooking dinner ‘oven-tually’.”

[imightdropdead]

we got all the thyme in the world @deathbyathousandcuts

[justanotherbrokenbutterfly-blog1]

[justgonnarandomise]

What do you call a korean cilantro

Koreander

[ashlelizwill]

Kale Kale Kale can't you see, your nutrition is good for me 🎶

[princeof-flowers]

The paper towels I'm using right now have bad kitchen puns on them like "Thyme flies".

What.