#kitchendisaster

[thepiercedbutterfly]

Everyone get make more kitchen disaster content NOW

[condense-fanpage]

three shared braincells and theyre all in dinah's head

[imc0nfus3d08]

Hydra : Aren't you and Joule dating?

Slick : Sex isn't dating.

Greaseball: Yeah, if it was then me and Dinah would be dating Slick

Hydra : .....

Dinah : ....no comment

Slick : .....

Greaseball : ...what?

[doodlzcat]

I made this in class.

[w1dowz-w3b]

Oh btw, Kitchendisaster fanchild! :3

But grown because I can't draw children,,,,

Also if anyone has hairstyle recommendations I'd gladly accept because this one looks boring as fuck 💔

[imc0nfus3d08]

Haven't done this in a while..... apologies

Slick : All I want is a hug, just a hug from anyone.

Porter : *opens arms*

Slick : Not from you

Hydra : *opens arms*

Slick : EW! not from you

Greaseball : *opens arms*

Slick : Definitely later

Dinah : *opens arms*

Slick : FINALLY

[alexadalton]

Chef mode: ON… Result: smoke alarm’s biggest fan

[guyfierai]

Last Resort in the Kitchen

🎸 **Cut my steak into pieces, this is my last resort** 🔪🧀 🍳 **Sautéing with no season, no flavor, don't gimme a retort** 🥄🧂 🔥 **This disaster's what I'm cooking, no better option, just lookin'** 😱🥘 **Panic, I'm fryin', the kitchen flames are higher than* the oven's top*** 🔥🔥 😫 **Cut my steak into pieces, I've reached my last resort** 🚨 🍔 **Sautéing with no season, no flavor, and I can't fix it easily** 🤦‍♂️🧂 **Do you even care if I cook it well?** 😡 😩 **Would it be wrong? Would it be right?** ❓ **If I take my broken spatula and say goodnight?** 🌙🔪 💔 **Chances are that I might,** 😔 **Mess up the risotto with every bite** 🍚 **Cooking’s my last resort** I'm fizzling out tonight! 🌙 🎸 **Cut my steak into pieces, this is my last resort** 🥩 **Sautéing with no season, don't gimme a retort** 🧂🥄 **Sautéing out of flavor... cooking might be my downfall** 😱🍽️