#kittadventure

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(gonna play games, maybe draw, maybe watch some things yeaaa)

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Kitt: Do the stuff involving all that poison.

Actually, she could hardly remember a lot of it. Mostly, she just remembered that Behemoth was unconscious, she never found her student partner, and she managed to get the bracelet off and find her way to the school. She remembered that she was supposed to get a treat bag too, but didn't go to get it at the time.

But now she was stuck with the neck collar and more poison. What, did a massive field of toxic flowers spontaneously bloom nearby? Did all the academy staff and elites and such just jump on all the flowers and have a poison party? Because that's what it seems like, to her. She can't even get her bag of goodies, because she was out cold up until the point she was in the forest.

Oh well, time to go get some candy in a dark, creepy forest. Luckily, Behemoth is now awake again, so he can light the way with his flames. That should make it easier to find some of the candies. Personally, she wants to get the skull candies, but she wouldn't mind the lollipops either. Bitter wasn't much her tastes, but hey, you take the antidotes to this huge mess of poison whether you like it or not.She really hopes she doesn't find any monsters, because there's plenty of things trying to kill her already. Like the elites and such with all their poison. Well, actually, she does hope she runs into a monster, favorably one which likes to go for the neck and eat metal, but she honestly doubted that. So, she wandered along, picking up all the candies she could find and crunching them down every hour or so, slowly navigating the area with the light of her parasite and seeking the way out. She briefly paused, gathering the candy up into her bra somewhat recklessly, finally speaking. "Hey, Behemoth. Wanna go detour to the haunted house and check it out?" "I don't know, it doesn't seem like such a good idea... We only have so much candy, and we need to find the way out of this forest." "Aw, c'mon, don't be such a party pooper. We've got plenty, at least enough to stop by the haunted house real quick. Besides, if we go through it, there should be a path leading to the exit, right? I mean, there are some other paths, but the haunted house is right there, so yeah." "Ohh... Alright, let's go to the haunted house. But we can't spend too long wandering through it, you hear?" "Hah, you bet!" So, she dashed towards the spooky house, entering the front door and beginning through. She navigated it, dodging flying chairs, plates, tables, and silverware, ignoring spirits moaning warnings at her. The only thing she bothered with was wrathful ghosts, which she ducked away from, letting out surprised noises each time and having Behemoth help her out, lighting fire rings around the spirits and fleeing while they were distracted by the sudden flames. On the note of sudden flames, by the time she had left the haunted house to keep going on the path, it was partially on fire. It shouldn't spread too much, with all the ghosts, right? They'd put it out, probably.

So she followed the path to the exit, making her way back and fighting off a few monsters such as imps and goblins alongside Behemoth, munching on the candies every hour or so as she made her way out of the big spooky place. Full of spooky things. And death.And poison, attached to her neck, obviously. Because there's so much poison in everything, lately.

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>Kitt: Do your fanfiction homework.

But- Okaaay.

It's totally an AU. Totally. And not because you are not good at Mima.

-- "Lady Mima..." "Mm?"

"I know you don't like me going out on my own, but I really need these mushrooms for a potion I'm working on, so may I go get them?"

"Are you saying I can't come with you?"

"...hmf. Fine, go off on your own. You need to learn to survive in the forest on your own at night, anyway."

"Thank you, lady Mima."

-

"Hey, I have a present for you."

"A present..? What, the potion you were making earlier? I could probably make it on my own, you know."

"Ah, I actually lied. I was finishing up my present for you."

"Oh, is that so? That's my girl~"

"H-hey! Aren't you gonna take the present instead of being proud of me lying?"

"No."

"But why not?"

"I don't need a present, if I know you're already getting to be more like me."

"So can I keep it for myself?"

"Good girl."

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This is a stream. This is Kitt's stream, as a matter of fact. And I will be doing many stuffs throughout the time I stream. First, playing OFF, then doing other things.

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>Kitt: Write something incredibly stupid.

'The day of all the (period) blood.'

'So I was in the bathroom today and I was like "am I still even on my period" so I decided to check by prodding myself with toilet paper and then I was bleeding profusely and so I tried to calm it down and then all of a sudden I started bleeding cats which all became the Judge and then they were Dedans and then all the children turned into cars fueled by blood and so then the batter showed up and he was a car too so I got in the Dedanmobile and honked the horn and he was like "fuck you that was my eye" so I honked it again and he was like "that really hurts you little shit" so then I laughed and flew out the window and then all of a sudden everything was blood and so I kept bleeding for like a year but then it wasn't and so Nuzz was screaming and then I still had blood from my period on my hands and so it was like oh shit and someone walked up and was like "what the fuck did you do like murder someone or something" and I was like "no it's just my period" and then they imploded so I moved on and then there were pecalos in the pools but the pools were meat pools so I bled in the meat pool and became a pecalo but then I wasn't anymore so I got out of the meat pool by riding on a duck and then there was like this big building but it wasn't a building because it was actually a wombat so I couldn't stop my duck and it crashed into the wombat's butt and then it died so I climbed up the wombat and it turned out it wasn't a wombat but a witch and it was actually Marisa and so I was all like "whaaaat" and then she was all like "no" so then I flew away before I could be lasered and then I was getting really tired so I wailed and the wail turned into a whale and so I climbed on the whale and fell asleep and so then it was the next day and I woke up on a whale and I couldn't remember anything from last night and I felt terrible so I can only assume I was drunk and that was all a drunken hallucination.'

You don't know what you just wrote but you're too tired and potentially-drunk to care.

Maybe your last meal had some alcohol in their blood? Oh well. You're going back to sleep.

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>Kitt: Ponder bunnies.

No thanks.

You're staying in your room with your familiars and such, for now.

If you get hungry, you have decided that sneaking out the window and quickly finding some prey will do just fine. You would rather not deal with satanic chocolate blobs of moe rabbitness trying to eat you or whatever else. 

Sure, they're adorable, but they're also terrifying. At least they aren't swimming in pools of flesh and blood. Yet. You can't trust them not to. You'll have to wait until someone stops them for you to infiltrate their base and take over their operations to use them for your own purposes.

... What? You never said anything. Nope, nothing about using evil bunnies for your own absurd and obscure reasons. Nothing at all. 

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>Kitt: At least do your Fanfic and Dragon Traning class homework, if nothing else.

What you feared. You didn't fear much anymore, since you couldn't die. You didn't even value your life much anymore, sometimes impaling yourself or snapping your own neck in sort of circus tricks at this point, knowing you would heal eventually, if not a bit quickly due to the fact you were a vampire. You didn't fear much, really. What you did fear, however, was your past. You didn't want to remember it, even if you did like talking about it. You feared yourself and your power, too. Sometimes you would accidentally break things, destroying them completely. Sometimes you would worry you would hurt someone you cared about due to that. You didn't want to do that, not if you could avoid it at all. And so, as far as you can remember, you had agreed to let your sister lock you up in the basement. You sort of regret that decision now, but it's too late for that anyway, and you have a friend now. Everything's going to be okay eventually, and your sister will likely let you leave on your own more often some day. Right..? Right...'

Was that even a page or two? You have no idea, but you feel quite satisfied with it anyway. Yes. Now let's get back to being distracted and not doing the other homework.

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>Kitt: Okay, you did your homework, go do something else.

But you're already pondering your  yakitori stand and your OTP. Fiiine, you'll go find something else to do. First you attempt to doodle a picture of yourself in MS Paint. It comes out particularly shitty and you consider taping it to something, but decide it's too terrible to even use to make passerby cry. You then decide to attempt to draw or write a  fanfic for your OTP. The drawing comes out just as shitty, and you cannot think of anything for the fanfic. You decide to just  go get a snack from the ca- oh wait, the cafe is probably closed.

Maybe you could snack on someone else? You kind of doubt anyone is around to give up their blood to you, so you just decide to flop down in the hallway and obstruct the path of the 0 passerby wandering around at this ungodly hour. This is most definitely a productive usage of your time.