#kittyboo8015

[fluffymusketeer]

For @kittyboo8015! I know we don’t ship the same ship, but I love you regardless! You are always such a positive member of this fandom, and have taken the time to be kind and sweet to me. I love chatting to you, and I hope you love this “wet eruri” fan art just as much!

Fan art by the amazing @annie-squidward, thank you Lisa for doing such a stunning job! <333

[momtaku]

Hello Mom!! 💖💖💖 For the character ask thingy, can you please do Ymir? Thank you so much ! 😁

Three things I have in common with Ymir

I love giving good advice that I myself don’t take

I often sacrifice my happiness for others

There’s a tiny blonde person in my life that I am utterly devoted to

Bonus! We’re both 70 years old :P

Three things I don’t

Ymir has more confidence

I don’t try to hide my feelings behind layer upon layer of cynicism

Ymir is far more perceptive than I am when it comes to people. I’m honestly pretty clueless most of the time.

[thebritishteapot]

If you receive this, send it to 10 people you love & appreciate and try not to break the chain 💕💓💗💝

MY DEAR

[laffitine]

Hello! Do you think you can draw a chibi erwin in a scarf? If it’s alright with you? I’m in an autumn mood and your art is so cute 💕💕💕🍁🍂🍁🍂

Ahh thank you so much for this cute idea!! I'm also in an autumn mood haha

[erwinsundercut]

Hello! 💕💕 Can you do Eruri/hospital au for the 3 sentence fic? Thank you so much!💕💕💕

Of course!~ ♡♡♡

(x)

Levi: Erwin… you’re a doctor as well, are you seriously giving me this?

Erwin: Oh, if you don’t like it, I can take it ba-

Levi: No, it’s mine now!

[francisthegreat]

Am I too late for the fake fic titles? If not, I would love to see what you would write for ‘Karaoke Night’ ! I love your writing and I’m sure you can amazing with this! Thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️

HI HONEY its NEVER too late i still have 3 more i’m just SLOW so everything is fine 

karaoke night would be hilraious. holy shit. this would be the stupidest drunkest fic ever, like, erwin getting SLOPPY fucking drunk out with the Gang and the whole night passes in this crazy like colored haze and erwin started the night with mike at the bar just down the street from the office but then somehow 5 hours have passed and its the MIDDLE of the damn night and he’s on a sticky beer-y stage wearing his tie around his head like he’s in a van wilder movie 

his hair’s all fucked up and he’s like sweating through his shirt and its already half unbuttoned and someone is wolf whistling at him and he’s got the microphone and he’s - he’s fucking singing karaoke???? when did this even HAPPEN and he’s SO drunk but its fine its fine all his friends are here, hanji’s the one who’s wolf whistling and when did HANJI get here and - OH SHIT! LEVI! LEVI’S HERE and erwin’s pointing and yelling into the mic and telling the whole bar THAT’S MY HUSBAND, THAT’S MY HUSBAND OVER THERE, HE’S HERE MY HUSBAND IS HERE DID YALL HEAR THATS - THATS MY HUSBAND HI BABY 

and levi’s like putting his head in his hands to hide the fact that he’s grinning like an idiot and he’s got a bright pink feather boa around his neck for some reason, hanji’s probably responsible for that, and all the sudden the music starts and erwin’s fucking blowing the ROOF off this karaoke bar, everyone forgot he can ACTUALLY SING holy FUCKING SHIT, and he’s laughing through the whole thing which should be sloppy and embarrassing but is just really fucking charming and adorable and his stupid tie on his head is so cute, holy shit, he’s so drunk how is he still singing so WELL  

and the next day there’s a video that gets sent to both of them and they can’t get out of bed because they’re hungover af and its cold outside and the bed is so warm and soft, just open it, just open the fucking video get it over with, and erwin opens it and it’s a video of BOTH OF THEM, and erwin’s leaning on levi’s shoulder and he’s so red, and his smile is so wide and he’s really actually doing a pretty great job, and holy SHIT levi is fucking SCREAMING drunkenly into the mic too, leaning against erwin’s side and he’s such a truly AWFUL singer, it’s so goddamn endearing, levi’s hair is all standing up like he’s been electrocuted and there’s like almost a whole cup of beer in his hair and he’s DANCING - actually dancing pretty well all things considered - and jesus christ the whole office got this goddamn video and when erwin comes in to work on monday everyone fucking blasts tears for fears at him from every single computer and he will literally never live this down as long as he lives 

[ladymacbethsspot]

Hello Lady! Can you please answer Friday and April for the fic writing thingy? Thank you💕💕

Hello, Kitty! Thank you for these two fic asks <3

Friday-  Most self-indulgent fic you have ever posted?

This is kind of unfair because almost everything I write is really self-indulgent. But… I guess… uh… some of the stuff I wrote that NO ONE ASKED FOR was truly self indulgent. In that vein I think No One Else takes the cake for being a pile of shameless weirdness. 

April-  Have you ever written and/or posted a crackfic?

Yes, I absolutely have. Here are a few of my favorites:

1-Star Review (a meet ugly)

Drive Through Car Wash (Levi finds the car wash arousing)

Wieners (this revolves around dic pics)

And Buns (Part 2 of Wieners)

Mads and Hugh (the Eruris discuss celebrity crushes)

I’d forgotten about some of these, so looking back to find them was a lot of fun.

[goddamnchou]

Hello!💕❤️❤️❤️Can you tell me about vampire Erwin part 2? Omg omg I’m glad you’re writing a sequel!!!! *squeals* 😍😍😍

yES, @world-war-eruri asked about this too. tbh i don’t have much actually written but the plan is for it to be set about 5 or more years from the original story. they’re still together obv (they might even be married bc its cute) and its basically about erwin turning levi into a vampire. 

levi has started asking about it b/c he’s getting older and feels self-conscious with his wrinkles and stuff while erwin stays the same. erwin wants to wait until the last minute because he wants levi to stay human for as long as he can because there’s a lot of stuff he wouldn’t be able to do anymore, but levi is like I DONT WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE WHO LOOKS LIKE A 75 YEAR OLD MAN OK. 

in the end it doesn’t matter because one of erwin’s ~enemies~ (probably zeke lbr) will come into town and start threatening erwin and shit and levi ends up getting hurt in a fight so bad that erwin has to turn him or he’ll die. this is mainly because i wanted more action in this one because i want erwin going into full scary vampire rage mode when levi gets hurt :333 i also want levi scaring the shit out of kenny once he turns into a vampire b/c he deserves it

thank you kitty and blue  :)