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YOU -- “My hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon.”

KIM KITSURAGI -- The lieutenant’s tone borders on desperate. “What do you mean? What do you mean by that?”  

[wuhluhkiwi]

Yo why does my dress look like it's made of Play-Doh

I wanna start voice training so that I can pull up to someone in this fit and sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.

I actually have this dress. My mom says that it's Lavender, but I think it's pink! It's the pinkest dress ever! It is PIIIIINK!!!!!!!!!

[odogaronfang]

evil vengabus be like the vengabus is leaving

[postmakerkiwi]

compiling evidence for my newest most important thesis:

[57sfinest]

this is what harrys brain looks and sounds like at any given moment

[57sfinest]

SOONA, THE PROGRAMMER -- “What are your radiocomputer specs?”

1. “My what?”

2. [Logic - Challenging] Tell her the Fortress Accident specs.

[CHECK FAILURE]

YOU -- “Oh, uh- he/him? Thank you for asking.”

SOONA, THE PROGRAMMER -- She does not respond immediately.

EMPATHY -- She is confused. She thinks she has misjudged the situation.

KIM KITSURAGI -- Beside you, the lieutenant struggles not to smile.

SOONA, THE PROGRAMMER -- She turns to the lieutenant. He, at least, is capable of coherency, she thinks. “So... What are your pronouns?”

KIM KITSURAGI -- A moment of hesitation- he’s thinking. Then:

KIM KITSURAGI -- “Coupris Kineema twelve-cylinder rear-mounted V12 KR13.5HU four speed manual.”

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[57sfinest]

harry du bois 5 year plan !!

‘51-’53

-fuck it

-we ball

‘54

-fully develop communism

‘55

-if still insane, kill self

-if normal, start le retour