Be More Chill Beach Day Headcanons
-Turns out Jake has a mom van, so everyone and yes I mean everyone rides in with their stuff uncomfortably in their laps - rich is almost certain that if you find an empty life guard chair it's free reign, hes also almost certain that sometimes to get the life guard chair empty you have to intervene -Michael brought an entire cooler of just sodas that only he can have. Jeremy is allowed to have 2 and only 2, no mountain dew for jeremy too -Michael decks it out with an umbrella, beach chair, and ds, and puts only his legs in the sun -Jeremy and Jake both rock crop-tops together and who's gonna fucking stop them -Christine runs around and collect sea shells, she also brings back smooth rock's for Michael - Jake was scared to touch the water cause it's cold so rich fucking picked him up and threw him in . - rich: FOR THE PEOPLE *faceplants in water* - Chloe and brooke wear a cute romper and swim suit cover ups and walk along the beach together - Chloe complains that the beach is cold and gross and stupid but then doesn't wanna leave -Michael hates the texture of sand on his feet so he stays on a little island the whole time, leaving only to draw in the wet sand -Jeremy ran into one of those four wheelers by accident and the driver chased him down the beach - Jenna live tweets the entire adventure and a lot of it is key smashing and random out of context quotes - Jake quietly wonders if hed be hotter if he became a life guard - rich reassures him "nah bro look at you, you've already got it all. These beach dude don't deserve you" "wow bro you're so right.." -Christine gets super happy with all the footprints she's made on the beach -"HOLY FUCK IT'S A PLANE WITH A BANNER" "GEICO I LOVE YOU!!" - Jeremy just kinda sits in the really shallow areas and let's the waves wash over him and digs his feet in cuz he loves the feeling of the waves pulling the sand away. -Christine rocking a cute summer dress? Uhm yes - Jenna has the bomb ass sun hat's and giant thin frame shades -jake almost got pulled out to sea but he's fine probably - rich, staring down blankly at the water: so many kids and fish have peed here...well time to join them -"rich don't you dare" is said a lot -when the sun sets they all sneak back on with beers, christine is now designated driver -"FUCK SCHOOL *dumps backpack into ocean*" "nonoNOPOLLUTION IS SO BAD" - chrstine saw Jeremy sitting alone and made him a crown out of seaweed -brooke got Attacked by a crab -"NO ONE HURTS OUR FRIEND" "YEAH GO FUCK YOURSELF *throws rock into ocean*" -jenna was taking a photo of a seagull when it swooped down and took her phone away, the proceeded to drop it in the ocean. -brooke brought a bag full of candy and she ate the whole thing during the trip -good for Chloe cuz now her kisses taste like cherry lollipop -jenna brought a wireless speaker and there's either Jams or memes playing there's no in between - chrisine took an adorable picture of them all sleeping in the car, she will use this against them in the future.
