#klaus.xls

[temperqnce]

is nobody talking about klaus. As in klaus.xls. guys

[ill-crawl-home-to-her]

The ARG was such a genius move from RQ cause now I’m screaming over the fact that the character who’s done something Lena doesn’t like is named Klaus

[temperqnce]

Spreadsheet Autism: The Great Sharing

Because the internet is nigh unusable these days, with fourteen ads on every wiki page, I like to keep track of data related to my interests in my own personal google sheets. I thought some of them might be useful to others. So I'm sharing them. Several are still under construction in some way so copy what you can use and bookmark the rest if you want to wait for me to finish them lol. Also: I'm not a sheets expert, if anyone knows about how to make these more functional I'd love feedback

Klaus.xls - The Magnus Protocol/Archives

This one contains the original klaus.xls, the (approximate) english translation that other fans put together plus their notes, Bonzo's Number One Fan theory on how the CAT/R/DPHW works (I'm not sold on it but it's interesting), A categorization of each episode with notes, and a similar page on TMA episodes as I go through a rewatch. There's the data on the kids that were interviewed by the institute in the Protocol universe. It's got a page on the fears and their related TMA cults, avatars, etc as well. Go nuts kids.

Fire Emblem Stat Sheet

This is by far the most ridiculous one I have put time into. It tracks what fire emblem games I've played or owned and has planning sheets for each game as well as stats on different classes and units, planning sheets for pairings for the games where you can make them all have babies, etc. Copy what you want to use.

Mass Effect Lesbian Completionist Run

I made this so I could keep track of all the things you have to collect in Mass Effect 1, and also I was romancing Liara at the time rather than my usual Garrus (<3) hence the name. Just select all and un-cross out all the things I've crossed out if you want to keep track of the shit you have to find with the Mako without using a wiki

Palia

I'm only just starting with this one: keeps track of what each villager likes for gifts (on a permanent rather than weekly basis) and I'm slowly filling in trackers for the bugs and fish. Just finished one for the bundles.

[fuckthisshitimin]

About the OIAR's "categories";

What if they tell you what the incident is tied to? Not as in "what entity" but, a place, a person, or an object. Comparing files under the cut. I kindly invite you to

CAT1 "Person"

Episode 1, [5257], "Some of him", dead partner comes back wrong + the subject was contacted by someone who offered her to hear her lost one again.

Episode 6, [4824], "Needles"

Episode 10, [2275], Bonzo's first appearance (let's here consider Bonzo as a person, though it might later be replaced with "agent", "monster" or something else. the important part is that it acts as a subject)

Episode 12, [4728], Bonzo's Bachelor Party Crashing

Episode 14, [4426], Snake salesman taken over by snakes. Would "person/agent" here define said salesman or the snakes? I'd go for the victim, but unsure.

Episode 15, [6451], Lady Mawbrey's hunting party.

Episode 16, [1565], Madam E. aka goth influencer dying of being hated.

KLAUS [2373], the rendez-vous given with the note "Lady M"

KLAUS [5529], incident with note "Mr. B" for Bonzo.

KLAUS [corrupted], the only "Rank S", with note "Mr. B" as previously.

CAT2 "Place":

Episode 1, [1157], "Dolls coma watching"... I don't know, would have made more sense if it was in "object" but we don't know much about this file.

Episode 3, [8175], Tree body horror. The victim is becoming a part of the place he's in.

Episode 5, [2377], "Voyeur needs to be seen to be believed. The scariest movie I've ever seen." Victim is lured into creepy cinema. Tags contain "Invitation".

Episode 7, [3338], Oxford's People Trust, Hilltop Center branch gets invaded by volunteers. The place is burned down by armed people wearing black at the end of the report -- it's Hilltop. The "volunteers" are gathering here, occupying the space, hurting the manager is barely a consequence.

Episode 8, [3366], "Brutal liminality", a paper about how places hurt people's psyche. "You're here" and "Stay awhile" are the only sentences repeated by the crowd.

Episode 17, [1147], Darrien & Other Darrien. The Passage or Crack or whatever he went through, arriving near Oxford's Magnus Institute Outreach Center. Rich Darrien is the horrific part of it, but it's not the supernatural one.

KLAUS [5548], note "Mr. B" -- location "Bland (for Bonzoland) Theme Park, Sommerset"

CAT3 "Objects"

Episode 2, [1567], "The artist becomes the canvas!" Dorian Gray-like case. It seems odd that ink5oul's tattoos wouldn't fall in the same category, but when Madam E.'s tattoo directly attacks her heart, this one transfers power to the painting so it still makes sense to classify it this way. Also, separating subject from canvas stopped any progression, so unlike a CAT1 case even though the tattoo's on her the power isn't within exactly.

Episode 4, [7494], blood-hungry violin. It's the violin.

Episode 9, [3354], the dice.

Episode 13, [4622], Darrien bets against himself on an app. Trickier, but the phone's importance is underlined throughout the story, nothing happens without it. Maybe the app itself counts as an object? I'd bet on the phone.

CAT 23 "Place" AND "Object"

Episode 1, [2155], "Canaries should stay above ground". Place would be the Magnus Institute ruins RedCanary explored, and object the souvenir (empty wooden box with symbols on it) they brought back. They were receiving anonymous DMs (impossible on this forum) calling them a thief.

Episode 11, [5246], "The sea will care for his bones", digging up graves near the sea, weirdly well preserved tattooed corpse. The place is relevant and brought up in many ways, and I'd say the tattoo, or the corpse, are more efficiently filed as "object" than "person".

Additionally, in the KLAUS spreadsheet, two lines have notes saying "Avoid" and they are both CAT2. Seems more likely to write "avoid" about a place than a person, but mayble I'm extrapolating too much.

If you've read this far, thank you. It's nice not to be alone getting a little obsessed with this.

I still don't know what DPHW stands for though. Still staring at the sheet until it gives me answers.

[shadowcreepling]

MAGP 17

Another one from the Klaus.xls!!