Jumpy Dumpty Go!
Klee x (KoF)reader (PLATONIC!!)
summary: causing problems in Mondstadt with Klee (might be a bit OOC)
(A/N: I'm bored and it's 3 am and I have to wake up at 1 pm for an appointment but I'll still write this !! also English is not my first language)
Klee thought Mondstadt today was a bit quiet and wanted to have some fun since Jean is busy helping Varka.
She sat down on one of the benches in front of the Church of Favonious, when she spotted you walking by. Jean told you to go find Klee and keep an eye on her, but I don't think she thought of what is going to come next.
"[Y/N], [Y/N] !!" Klee called you in her cute excited tone. You founded her to be both an adorable kid and a misbehaving one, but more adorable. You loved playing with Klee and blowing up stuff outside of Mondstadt as much as you loved doing your own hobby, which lately...this was one of them.
"Klee-?"
"[Y/N] !!" Klee called you again and got up from the bench and ran towards you, hugging you. "Where have you been? I was looking for you everywhere." You said as you patted her head. "Dodoco and I had a very very fun idea!" You smiled, you knew what the idea could be.
"What is it, Klee?"
"Dodoco and I want to blow up Mondstadt !!"
Your eyes widened at what words came out of the child's mouth. You took a deep breath and sighed "I'm sorry, Klee, but we cannot do that unfortunately." You said to Klee as kindly as possible. If it was blowing up hilichurls camps outside of Mondstadt, you were alright with it, but with 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑝 Mondstadt you weren't, and definitely neither Jean would be. Sometimes you wander what goes inside this little kid's head.
"But...[Y/N]..." Visible tears start to form in Klee's eyes as she did a puppy face. You sighed again, you couldn't resist her puppy face, it made you feel bad. "Fine, but we would not blow up Mondstadt, we can do something else as exciting as that. How does that sound like?"
She wiped her tears and smiled as wide as she could and started jumping around like a kid, well she is a kid, but a bit weird. You founded her an interesting child.
"Let's go!!" She took you by the arms before you could say something else or explain what you thought of doing instead of blowing up the whole city with Dodoco looking bombs. "Kleeeee!!"
You founded yourself in front of Lord Barbatos's statue, 𝐹𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒, 𝐵𝑎𝑟𝑏𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑠, 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑑 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑑𝑜 𝑛𝑒𝑥𝑡.
Klee handed you some of her Dodoco looking bombs, and again before you even said something, she started climbing the statue. 𝑆ℎ𝑖𝑡...
You dropped the bombs down carefully and started climbing up for her. 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒.
"Kleeeee!!!" You shouted. "Klee climb down!!"
She said nothing, just a giggle, that sounded a bit mischievous. You continued to climb the statue but unfortunately this child was way faster than you, how? you didn't even knew. Maybe it's was from how excited she was for 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑝 Mondstadt. You couldn't even dare to think how much would the damage cost y'all.
The child was already standing in the statue's hands, ready to throw bombs down.
"KLEEEEEE!!!" You screamed at her, 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑑 𝑚𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒?
You're screwed already, Klee threw the first bomb. Everyone around watched the bomb fly high, you thought it would hit the blacksmith or the adventure's guild, not that you would care if it's gonna blow up a damn robot. To your surprise it didn't hit any one these and instead it blew up the fountain, your favorite spot, 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡...
Everyone watched as water started spurting for the fountain. "Oopsies..." You heard Klee, but she didn't stopped there, this time she threw multiple bombs, all the remaining ones. You hoped no bombs harmed people this time.
You watched as the bombs destroyed Mondstadt. This time you dared thinking of how much the damage costed, not even around 10 Million Mora... definitely around 80 Million Mora.
You shook your head back to reality and continued your way to the statue's hands, taking Klee in your arms and using your glider to glide her down. Once down you didn't wanted to tell Jean or the others of what Klee did. You didn't wanted her to hate you after, but to your luck, the Dandelion Knight already heard everything and came to the scene. She did saw you glinding Klee down from the statue so she already knew who did all of this.
Well... let's say Klee was in a very big trouble now, and she left with Jean to the Knights of Favonious HQ. That was the bad part of her story, the good part of your story was that she doesn't hate you, but little did you knew you were going to have a bad part after this as well, because at the end of the day you agree to what she said, even if you meant of doing something else as fun as what she did but unfortunately she misheard you.
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