Feb 11, 2020
In an alternate universe...
Jaskier: Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?
Geralt: I wouldn’t call you lovely
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In an alternate universe...
Jaskier: Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?
Geralt: I wouldn’t call you lovely
Meanwhile at Kaer Morhen in S2
Vesemir: *presses play on an ancient music player*
Geralt: LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT NILFGAARD
Jaskier, Ciri: wat
Geralt: DID THEY SEND ME WITCHERS? NO, JUST A PRINCESS AND A BARD
Ciri: Why is he singing
Jaskier: Geralt are you drunk?
Geralt: YOU’RE THE NEEDIEST PAIR I’VE EVER MET, BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH
Ciri: *facepalming*
Jaskier: Now really that’s just plain rude-
Geralt: SOMEHOW I’LL MAKE ADULTS OUT OF YOU!
Jaskier: The only thing you’re ‘making’ Geralt is no fucking sense-
Ciri: This whole family is so embarrassing
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please someone illustrate this
Geralt: No words can describe how lovely you are
Yennefer: ;) Then show me-
Jaskier: But numbers can
Jaskier: 3/10