chat is it too early for another dose of Kevron headcanons for the BNU???
(it doesn’t matter i’m gonna do it anyways bc now i can’t stop thinking about them and it’s kls eve so im allows to be annoying abt kls shit)
aaron mainly compliments kevin with attributes that aren’t physical bc he doesn’t want any partner he has to feel like their worth is indicative to their perceived attractiveness
though when he does compliment kevin on his attractiveness he ALWAYS makes sure to tell him how pretty he is/ his smile is (am i projecting bc i think kevin is so pretty and has the cutes smile that doesn’t get enough recognition? yes, yes i am. do i care? no. no i don’t.)
and what if i said kev’s inverse to this is body worship 😛 (esp bc i already said kev is better with actions matched to aaron being better with words)
aaron loves when kevin speaks french, like so much that it’s a turn on atp. ESP bc kevin does that thing where if he gets really pissed off he’ll switch to french and start cussing/ going off. mainly bc it’s like his default setting and partially bc if he wants to be mad in peace generally no one can understand him
he does start to slowly teach aaron french though. he sucks at it. kevin thinks it’s cute anyways.
aaron is the assertive one. like if they’re at a restaurant and someone is getting kevin’s order wrong aaron says something abt it. or if someone’s being particularly rude to kevin (like a guest on the show or a contestant) he shuts that shit down immediately
kevin, though he is the shyer of the two, is the flirt. like he flusters tf out of aaron OFTEN
they match ea others freak. like freak freak and nerd freak shit. it’s glorious.
though aaron is treated like the youngest brother by the group (bc he is the youngest) kevin is actually the one who acts like the youngest. aaron acts like the affronted middle child most of the time. kevin hears some version of “you can js tell you’re the youngest” every shoot
okay so we all know how kev mentioned working out more (i believe in the tour doc so this was a min ago) well one time on set aaron was like physically in his way. he wasn’t being obnoxious and it wasn’t on purpose and he didn’t even know he was in the way. but he was like on his phone standing by the table they usually sit at and instead of asking aaron to move kevin just picks him up like he weighs nothing and moves him himself.
he wasn’t even trying to like make it a thing or start something. he was js on autopilot and aaron was in the way and he moved him. simple. no, not simple. aaron’s brain rewires in that exact moment. he was NEVER the same. and let’s js say it was HEAVILY discussed after work (bc aaron is too much of a professional to distract kevin 1. at work and 2. while he’s in that mode) and aaron gets picked up regularly now
kev didn’t get the appeal until aaron fireman carried him one time bc he was pissing him off (still talking to the guys in the parking lot even though aaron had already said he was ready to go)
kevin’s brain literally short-cutted. like he stopped talking mid sentence, his pupils got huge and he highk slumped over aaron’s shoulder.
he also didn’t know aaron was that strong so… yeah he def gets it and he’s lifted his fair share of times too.
aaron doesn’t get why kevin’s so surprised. he still has that muscle and dexterity from wrestling and he’s LITERALLY been in the gym working out with kevin
the jokes that get cut the most from the vids are ones abt how kev can’t fire aaron bc they’re fucking/dating (esp if kev makes a “ur fired” joke)
the only reason they’re cut is bc they genuinely don’t want ppl in their business and it would change the trajectory of their careers and they js aren’t ready for that
but it is by no means a secret. js very private and it also helps to keep that sense of intimacy and realness they enjoy.
aaron has an apartment but more often than not he ends up at kevin’s house.
they work together but in complete silence.
kevin cooks bc the last time aaron tried the fire department had to actually put out a fire in kevin’s kitchen.
kevin was so scared about making everyone uncomfy with their relationship that he called a company wide hr meeting. he is hr… well him and zane are like the head of hr. aaron was exasperated. zane spent 20 mins trying to explain to kevin that 1. this could have been an email 2. they’re all completely fine with it 3. they all trust the two of them to keep their relationship and work separate and handle whatever they have going on like adults and 4. he’s grown… he didn’t have to tattle on himself
herm fell asleep halfway though. katherine and kiki were playing roblox while zane exasperatedly lectured kevin. denny made jokes abt this for like 3 weeks after
kevin and aaron aren’t allowed to sit next to ea other during kls2 shoots. not bc they’re super couply or touchy. simply bc they really are friends first. so the closer they sit the more they argue over the game. and it goes from verbal to them play fighting. and they’ve fucked up 1 too many mics (read their play fighting sparked a play brawl and they all had broken the table and four mics by the end of it)
the only reason uno was half as successful as it was, was bc zane said that if they broke anything else the full price was coming out of everyone’s pay separately. (no one plays with their money so they disengaged as much as possible)
denny is AGGRESSIVELY protective over aaron. like that’s his baby brother. that being said if it’s a play argument, he takes kevin’s side EVERY TIME even if he agrees with aaron
but if it’s a real problem they 1. try to never involve their friends but 2. if they do they both go to herm separately bc denny will try to put out a hit on kevin. even if aaron’s in the wrong. and zane can’t stay neutral even with the party that’s in the wrong. but he doesn’t pre pick side in the sense that if he thinks you’re in the wrong he sides with the other person almost immediately
they have full convos without speaking a word all the time
they joke that it’s bc together they’re the couple that can’t “talk for shit” bc of aaron’s stutter and kevin fucking up words on a regular basis
they’re that couple that can always read each other/ feel ea others presence even if the other person doesn’t announce themselves. it’s freaks the absolute fuck out of zane. they love it.
kk that’s all for nowwwwwww happy kls eve yall 😛
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