#knaveposting

[iamall-iamallofme]

banned from swearing so i’ll be referring to family and other people as “foul and deplorable knaves” for the next month in lieu of spewing various profanities

[underpaid-guard]

I swear I feel like the only one here with morals.

I feel like I have to take care of half of you like children so you dont massacre an entire village.

[underpaid-guard]

Good morrow.

I suppose I should Tell you about myself.

I am Thomas.

Werewolf and Godling of justice.

I work for the king. Prince.

My entire job is guarding whatever bullshit they want me too.

I GUARD THE PRINCE!!!

Who I am definitely not in love with

They pay me in 1 copper a day.

I am payed 10 gold an hour.

I need money.

I am living comfortably.

[underpaid-guard]

I have been bitten by a very large wolf. I think it was magic in nature. Don't really know though. Can anyone of a magical persuasion help take a look at it?

[underpaid-guard]

so how was your date with the prince

It was...Amazing.

I kept stumbling over my words when I talked to him but he was very understanding. Even to a fool like me.

The clouds were nice to watch.

Though they weren't what I looked at the most

We had a nice picnic, I checked for poisons in the food

There was no poison, thank the gods

Now we are talking over tea once more.

[underpaid-guard]

... Are you turning into a bark bark? (ooc: thats werewolf. I say a lot of weird things.)

My teeth feel sharp.

And the craving for meat is getting to be a lot.

so I would hazard a guess and say yes.

[underpaid-guard]

Thomas, do you like the prince?

@monsterfucker-research-wizard

Oh what?

of course not.

I totally don't wish I could guard him more often and talk to him for hours on end, learning about what he likes....

I mean, I find him nice.

Gods I'm a mess

[underpaid-guard]

*a small pouch is on your doorstep*

Good lord. a parcel

*The guard picks up the pouch*

What in the blazes could this be?