#guard posting

[podcastwizard]

everyone who's been enjoying knight posting or guard posting or maid posting or jester posting HAS to watch galavant. it is exactly what you're looking for in the form of a half hour musical comedy. on hulu but watch it how you will i'm not a cop. only two seasons right now but i will drag a third season out of that network with my bare hands. WATCH GALAVANT.

[skyrimguard]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a cat paw to the knee.

[orcboxer]

guard duty is so BORING they only give me three sentences to say and they won't even let me lean on the bright red barrel

[underpaid-guard]

I swear I feel like the only one here with morals.

I feel like I have to take care of half of you like children so you dont massacre an entire village.

[privateerstudies]

Shoutout to the guy wearing the speedo that makes his dick look like it's a bald eagles beak

[animegnomepr1nce]

Must have been the wind. :/

[gourdtheguard]

I once met a guy named Guard. You'll never believe what his last name is.

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

fools out here "guardposting". just become unhealthily obsessed with the golden guard from the owl house like the rest of us